Slipping into her size zero slut shorts and skimpy tank top, Kerry skipped downstairs to
dump her fifth boyfriend of the month on the phone. She was very skinny. She was 16 years old,
5'4, and weighed 87 pounds. You could see her ribcage and a few veins showed through her skin
from being so thin. Along with that, she had a big nose and big teeth. Poor thing. But
astonishingly, she could lay almost any horny dumb-ass she wanted.
After breaking the poor fool's heart, she went around town showing off her anorexic display
to the guys on the street and laughing at a few fat people. She got home and went to bed.
Around 2:14 A.M. she found herself being forced out of sleep by a piercing bright light meeting
her eyes. "What the hell?" she thought. Next her body was floating! Her stick figure body was
drifting out the window by the time she lost consciousness.
She woke up strapped down to a table, totally naked. She'd been strapped down before, of
coarse, but she wasn't enjoying it this time. The room was so quiet that she could hear a
resonant ringing in her ears. This silence was suddenly broken by light giggles from outside the
room. A portion of the wall opened, and in came the Teletubbies! They all waddled towards her
table and surrounded her helpless toothpick body.
"I see you took the surgery well," observed Poe.
"What the f**k do you mean!?!?" screamed Kerry.
"We have a very spiffy substance," explained Lala. "We lined your stomach in our spiffy
substance. It can be filled with ten times your mass, stretching to very big proportions."
"What are you going to do to me?" whimpered Kerry.
"You'll see. . .hehehe!" Dipsy foreshadowed and hit her on the head with a rubber chicken
rendering her unconscious.
She awakened three hours later still strapped to the same cold table. Something was
different now. There was a complex, fuzzy, neon-pink mouthpiece attached to a funnel with
spiffy flowers all over it in her mouth.
"This is kind of a new experiment," explained Lala. "We are going to change the shape of
your body and the way you think drastically. Poe, push the nifty red button!"
With that millions upon millions of soft, squishy, fattening twinkies fell from the sky into
the massive funnel in her mouth, but these were different twinkies. These were MAGIC
twinkies! They were drugged with prozac and extremely lardifying! Her stomach rose to the sky
as if venturing towards the magic twinkies saying "Come to me happy twinkies!!! I WELCOME
THEE!!!" Normally she would've been balling her eyes out from losing her ghoulish figure, but
the prozac made her feel really funky. "Oooh! What pretty colors," she thought.
They had to sit her up because the weight and massive size of her stomach would've
crushed her instantly (It did however break her legs). She was so happy and relaxed that she fell
asleep singing "zippidy doo da zippidy yeah! My oh my, what a wonderful day!" When she
woke up the next day she was in a different room. She couldn't move because of her size. Yes,
the magic twinkies had taken their effect. Her arms were as round as car tires. She had four
chins. Her breasts were bigger than beach balls, at least size double S. Her gelatinous a**
couldn't fit across six movie theater chairs if her life depended on it and her stomach was as big
as a Jeep Cherokee. The only way she was gonna get laid now is if one of those stupid horny
guys rolled her in flour and looked for the wet spots!
Dipsy skipped into the room. "Ready for more?"
"Feed me Semour!" she yelled excitedly.
They hooked the spiffy doohickey up to her mouth and Poe sat on the nifty red button.
Accompanied with the usual beep the button made when activated, there was a muffled "crack".
"Uh-oh!" gasped Poe.
"You faggoty ass bastard!!! What the hell did you do!?!?!?" yelled Lala at the top of her
lungs.
"I sat on the button instead of pushing it," said Poe, sadly.
"You piss poor excuse for a cheap children's overmerchandised TV show character! That
button is very sensitive!"
The magic twinkies rained from the sky at Kerry's funnel. Her stomach was bulging and
pulsating, becoming larger and larger. They all ran for cover and watched, frozen with fear, as
varicose veins appeared on the skin of her plumping belly. It became red and seemed to grow
towards them like a message of the gory death that would soon rain upon them all. A single tear
fell from Poe's adorable little eye as the stomach showed signs that it could no longer hold back
the pressure of the magic twinkies. "Bye-bye Kerry," whimpered Poe.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End