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  1. sirumberto

    The thread for random single confessions Part Deux

    I'll have you know that I only have a detectable southern accent when I'm tired or annoyed. Actually it's more Texan than southern.
  2. sirumberto

    The thread for random single confessions Part Deux

    I confess that I'm out of shape. A little work on my car, and I'm pooped. The Texas heat didn't help either...
  3. sirumberto

    What does your "handle" mean?

    Mine really has no meaning. It's just something I made up to throw people off. It's in no way related to my name.
  4. sirumberto

    When did you first know?

    Well you obviously care about her. (Code red is generally a fire btw... usually a drill or someone mucking with the alarm system at that.) Glad to hear it's good news. Good luck! :)
  5. sirumberto

    The thread for random single confessions Part Deux

    Is this a mad lib? I was going to fill in the blanks, but I'm worried I'm treading on something I shouldn't.
  6. sirumberto

    The thread for random single COMPLAINTS.

    Wasn't it just the anniversary of the origin of the phrase "going postal." *Checks* Yep, twenty years. In OK no less. Maybe you should just get bubble wrap. It sorta sounds like a gun, and it's a whole lot easier to clean up after.
  7. sirumberto

    The thread for random single COMPLAINTS.

    Holy hell... When it rains, it pours, but I think you got a damn mudslide.
  8. sirumberto

    The really bad poetry thread.

    Oh good :) The sound of laughter Melodiously dancing Brings joy to my heart
  9. sirumberto

    The really bad poetry thread.

    I can't offer the HML, but I can try for a bad Haiku Bouncing on the bed Thrashing about with great lust He fills you with goo Yep... that's pretty bad
  10. sirumberto

    The Fruitcake Lady

    Indeed :) Only the fun bits should be doing the slip and slide. I don't mind getting a bit sweaty, but it's a lot more fun when you're trying to warm the place up.
  11. sirumberto

    The Fruitcake Lady

    Amen lady, A/C before a bed. You can have sex damn near anywhere, but if it's too damn hot... I need to get out of the south.
  12. sirumberto

    Who do you think the last President was?

    Aww, you made it public. I wanted to screw with this thing.
  13. sirumberto

    Free Association

    The ocean is no place for a squirrel.
  14. sirumberto

    I wanna join a Cult? Any Ideas?

    Onion blossoms are fried onions that are prepared in such a manner that they vaguely look like an O'Keefe painting.
  15. sirumberto

    I wanna join a Cult? Any Ideas?

    A female symbol? Onion blossoms
  16. sirumberto

    I wanna join a Cult? Any Ideas?

    No pickles?! But... a burger without pickles is like sex without kissing. It works ok, but something is just missing.
  17. sirumberto

    Penis Pump Judge Gets 4 Years

    Shoot your wad, and end this jihad!
  18. sirumberto

    The really bad poetry thread.

    Glad I wasn't the only one who immediately thought of the Vogons when I saw this thread.
  19. sirumberto

    The really bad poetry thread.

    The chicken roams free The great chicken of the sea It is food to me
  20. sirumberto

    I wanna join a Cult? Any Ideas?

    Come on, I love mayo on fries. Tell me I'm not the only American who does that.
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