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    One Completely Random Sentence...

    Nothing worse than being in line behind someone arguing over 50 cents; if he was an element on the Periodic table, he'd be Parsimonium.
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    The last movie you watched... and score out of ten - Part 2

    Overall rating 4/10; I'm also posting the review with less verbosity from a friend's forum (spoilers in white text, so select to read): What comes to mind about this movie first is a quote from Tim Allen's "Men Are Pigs" standup special, where he opines: "You ever put something like a barbecue...
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    One Completely Random Sentence...

    You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.
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    Recent Picture of You Part XI !

    Me in the Nerd Cave, rocking the presbyopia like a muthafucka...
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    1980s Movie Remakes

    I personally would like to see someone re-make Greatest American Hero, only without William Katt or anything remotely resembling a blonde fro. And bring in Zombie Joey Scarbury because we need a new theme song.
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    Jung and Myers-Briggs Personality Test

    My only question would be: How would Batman rate on this scale? Here you have a guy with indomitable will (figure if he didn't have tragedy issues, he'd be a Green Lantern that would rival Hal Jordan), focused rage and an unreal sense of justice. His level of paranoia, or in his eyes...
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    One Completely Random Sentence...

    Part of me wants to take up classical acoustic guitar again just so I can do a version of Strauss' Blue Danube Waltz or the Dave Brubeck Quartet's "Take Five" without it sounding like complete shit (like 99% of the renditions I've seen on YouTube); I need Difficulty Level: Asian Vulcan examples.
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    Recent Picture of You Part XI !

    This is the only camouflaged item I own - it has never nor will it ever be worn outside the home. I noticed that given the background (that's a cutaway of the U.S.S. Defiant, an Angry Birds calendar and Glamdring) all I need to fill out this image is a gun rack. With the Sword of Omens, the...
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    Recent Picture of You Part XI !

    Cross-posted from another thread, but a pic of me with my Dork Helmet light and the usual expression on my face when dealing with computer repair shit.
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    Gentlemen, Post An Awesome Pic Of Yourselves

    Part of my "chores" this weekend included the annual cleaning out of the computer dust bunnies. This year I did something different - I used an electric air compressor (normally used for swimming pools or air mattresses) to blow out the dirt vs. using canned, compressed air; given I had...
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    The One NON-DIMS RELATED Thing Annoying You Most Right Now Part Trois.

    1) Download Calibre 2) Install it and verify that it recognizes your Kindle Device (connect it via USB first, obviously) 3) Locate your ebook files in a folder, then drag/drop them into the Calibre window. Calibre will sort them accordingly. 4) Just like in iTunes, select the books, edit...
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    What makes you nerd rage thread?

    Seeing my son use a ballpoint pen as a stylus on his new 3DS. I don't think there was a backhand fast or big enough for him that morning. I hadn't had a chance to get him screen protectors yet and it was all I could do not to yell in his face like an Aphex Twin music video... :mad:
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    The One NON-DIMS RELATED Thing Annoying You Most Right Now Part Trois.

    A Tuesday holiday where I have to go in Monday and then get teased with a day off, then back to work. Screwed up calendar this year...
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    One Completely Random Sentence...

    Apparently when you put "Erma Bombeck" through the Ermahgerd Translator, it crashes all the things.
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    Recent Picture of You Part XI !

    First decent pic of me in a LONG, long time and right before heading to bed, no less. :happy: (and yes, that is a cutaway poster of the USS Defiant behind me)...
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    The One NON-DIMS RELATED Thing Annoying You Most Right Now Part Trois.

    First one auditing company shows up today, then a second 20 minutes later. Looks like I'm not going to space today. Or tomorrow. :mad:
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    What makes you nerd rage thread?

    It's NOO-KLEE-ERR, not NEW-KYOO-LERR, people. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
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    Share Your Poetry

    I so love my boys But they can be a pain With the fighting and shouting And hands that are stained Of socks left all over, turned inside out And times when they will just sit and pout Asking questions with answers I say they'll find out In a while, some years later, when they're older...
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    One Completely Random Sentence...

    Apparently "clindamycin" is Lakota for "shit tornado". :sad:
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    Post your random Youtube links here...

    This is the Kuratas video you want - it's a "sales" video that looks like a How It's Made episode. It has twin miniguns that shoot 6,000 BB rounds/minute. You aim it by a HUD reticle and fire by SMILING at the target... ""Be careful not to cause a shooting spree by smiling too much." :D
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