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    If the next step up from a douchebag is a douche canoe, is it possible to go full-on Douchetanic?
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    The Science behind Santa
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    Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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    The Thread for Random Single Confessions Part ... I don't know what Part

    IC it is futile trying to track international shipments from the US Postal Service. Based on my experiences with their customer service and website, I am convinced their dictionary entry for "Endless Loop" states "See Loop, Endless"
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    Duggars Have Miscarriage of 20th Child

    A co-worker of mine was trying for years to get pregnant, had two rounds of IVF and got pregnant. Their son died in the 5th month. She delivered it, they bought an outfit, dressed the stillborn in it, passed it around and took pictures with the whole family. As someone outside this...
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    First Thread

    41. I am not so much losing my hair as it's migrating south and not coming back in the spring.
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    A white knight wearing black? What would your noble steed think?
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    Moose season! Human season! Moose season! I say it's Human season, and I say, "FIRE!"
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    What's your favorite Christmas song.

    Little Drummer Boy, but only the version from the Harry Simeone Chorale. A close second is Silent Night, from John Denver and the Muppets - A Christmas Together.
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    Hidden Rooms - My First "Nerd Cave"

    I found this page on Tumblr the other day; a series of pictures about secret rooms in various houses, and it got me thinking deeply about my childhood, and how I - and I am sure many others - either wanted or had those secret hideaways where they got to relax and chill out. When I was 8 years...
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    Best NASCAR prayer, ever.
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    I see this sort of thing and I think of the Asian Father meme
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    OK, when you're on top of a skyscraper and the giant spaceship hovering overhead opens and an intensely-bright laser-spear-of-death thingy emerges, you get the fuck off that rooftop, missy, because it's about to be on like Donkey Kong.
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    Neo: I know how to balance budgets. Morpheus: Show me.
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    What makes you nerd rage thread?

    I can sum that little disconnect in one phrase: "get the cheese to Sickbay" I call that the Deadwood Effect. You can even make Shakespeare gritty as long as you throw a few "cocksuckers" in there. "Alas, poor Yorick, that pie-eyed sonofabitch, I knew him well. A cocksucker of infinite jest, a...
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    Caption This Again!

    Oddly enough, when police found the owners dead in the dining room, they had this picture pinned to their chest with a carving knife....
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    Someone needs to try and convince me we're not living in one of those failed "beta" versions of the Matrix that the Architect told Neo about, because the people on this planet should not suck this much.
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    Occupy Wall St

    A picture is worth a thousand words:
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    The Thread for Random Single Confessions Part ... I don't know what Part

    IC it's hard to remain mad at my son for very long, because sooner or later, usually within about 20 minutes of going to bed, he comes back with a hug and a heartfelt apology on his own volition. Kids can and do understand the wrongness of their actions, even if it takes them some time to come...
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    With all this media whoring about the Kardashians, does anyone pause to think of the atrocities they committed against all those poor Bajorans?
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