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    The Thread for Random Single Confessions Part ... I don't know what Part

    A cookie so big it has smaller cookies orbiting around it.
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    oy, it's letters to people and things, part deuce!

    Dear 2nd Grade Teacher: I saw the smile on your face at my son's last day yesterday, which seemed a lot like "uggh, finally he's gone." Granted we bent over backwards the entire year trying to mitigate his behaviors in class, recommend options to you for improving his focus and assisting...
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    The Thread for Random Single Confessions Part ... I don't know what Part

    Motivational posters for D&D gamers
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    The Thread for Random Single Confessions Part ... I don't know what Part

    Always go full druid (the classic 1/2E druids not the new ones where you can have neutral evil ones who make trees into demons and shit). True neutral is hard to play.
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    One Completely Random Sentence...

    I only open my mouth to change feet.
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    The Thread for Random Single Confessions Part ... I don't know what Part

    Well, statistically speaking I never understood the whole "D&D gamers don't get laid" stereotype. Sure in 7th grade NOBODY did, but at that age you shouldn't be. My experiences didn't even follow the 80/20 rule. It was more about having 20-some odd guys I knew who were really into gaming and...
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    The One NON-DIMS RELATED Thing Annoying You Most Right Now Part Trois.

    Just read a news story that the Westboro Baptists are going to protest in Joplin, MO, the site where that tornado earlier in the week destroyed the entire town, killed 200 people and left hundreds more missing or unaccounted for. I have to really wonder if they won't reap the whirlwind with...
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    Sluts deserve rape

    I wasn't trolling for "pussy," just calling you out for being an insensitive douche. The downside of which involved me entering a thread during a long series of heartwrenching stories, derailing it with snark against you, which also made me an insensitive douche. I probably should have read...
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    Sluts deserve rape

    He's just pissed because anarcho-capitalists secretly fantasize about prison shower rape with a corkscrew, but unfortunately they collectively refuse to support any government-funded prison auger sodomy programs. It's a long, strange, pitiable story, full of regret and unfulfillable...
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    One Completely Random Sentence...

    These are dark times, there is no denying.
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    Hell with Jobs -- Abortions are More Important

    America also has one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the world. Study after study speaks to a dearth of birth control education and the emphasis on abstinence when data says that abstinence-only education doesn't work. If you had sound, thorough, informed birth control education from...
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    The Thread for Random Single Confessions Part ... I don't know what Part

    1) How in the world does that party dynamic function in the first place? The #1 thing they tell you in Paladin school is "don't associate with evil characters". 2) Does the paladin have a vow of celibacy? If so ixnay on the eductionsay. 3) How would the DM reconcile him reneging on his...
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    The Thread for Random Single Confessions Part ... I don't know what Part

    Try a meta-date in-game between your characters and test drive it. This way if he does piss you off you can simply do a cleave attack. Remember, when being chased by a dragon, you only have to outrun the slower characters :P
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    One Completely Random Sentence...

    Everyone loves to attach disaster-esque suffixes to climatic events (Tornadopocalypse, snowmageddon), but what about good stuff? I think an Orgasmapocalypse or a beejageddon would be a pretty damn cool way to cash in your chips.
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    The worst attack on choice I've yet seen

    On Valentine's Day he simply retreats to a lightless chamber where he buries himself in the dirt of his homeland to preserve his power.
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    One Completely Random Sentence...

    In the Land of the Band Geeks, the One-Eyed Tuba Player is King.
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    The worst attack on choice I've yet seen

    It doesn't matter. No wimmins is gonna tell him where the bear shits.
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    I'm tired of...

    seeing into the future and realizing for all her positivity she's gonna smother the crap out of this guy and is going to go on another two months about why he dumped her and "what could have gone wrong?" I hope I'm proven wrong, though.
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    One Completely Random Sentence...

    Those fat jokes must have gone over quite well with your wife when she was pregnant, Casanova.
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    oy, it's letters to people and things, part deuce!

    Dear former classmate: My making a comment on a mutual friend's FB wall doesn't constitute "butting into our conversation!". Being told to "go away and be with your fat wife" didn't help your case, either. My response, "it's good to see how you've matured since junior high" was met with a...
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