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  1. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    That is one of the longest postings from you that I can recall! Excellent! I enjoy learning about the outer-space dining habits and I appreciate your support on the four-hour sleeping thing! Now, we need to learn how to have our pancakes while snoozing, so that we can save time at Mid-Day for a...
  2. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    YES! Bacon lights....why didn't I think of this years' ago? I am losing my edge, going to seed; losing my touch! YES! There shall be bacon lights, although I suspect the disco-ball boobie protectors might have some slight market. Maybe radar beacons...hmmmmmmm........:confused: Reminds me of a...
  3. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    Let it be known that I am sleeping a good solid 4 hours every night, except for the weekends, when I sleep round the clock! It's a good system and it works for me and I like it! :bow: Say, Miss B......weren't we posting something about beacon lights or something...it is all so hazy and...
  4. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    I just had the weirdest dream! FL was back, Buffie was posting something about....no....it couldn't be; Porkchop was having a latte and Timberwolf was making space-cookies and it felt so good to be home again...after being somewhere where people were mostly nice, but some were really, really...
  5. Obesus

    Post Your Goofiest Pictures

    Folks just don't wander into the computer shop and randomly ask for a CYRILLIC/English keyboard and then type words in Russian! AHA! I knew it! You are clearly a member of the world-famous "Wonder-Bunny Association!" AHA! :smitten:
  6. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    Yes, the sense of peace and tranquility and grounded healing energy is mesmerizing....hypnotic....my eyes are getting suddenly very heavy and I can barely typ...........................................................................
  7. Obesus

    Any gamers around here?

    Call of Cthulhu! KULT! Over the Edge! Worlds of Darkness! Illuminati! Unknown Armies! Since all of you are so busy with your little mesmerizing electron-thingies, I have to play them all by myself! I am good at projecting multiple personality disorder into a fugue state! :D:confused::p
  8. Obesus

    Rep whines

    ...your truthful and ebullient story brings a tear to my eye and reminds me of those long ago days when rep actually meant something...something to be proud of and to cherish. I think I am going to drown my sorrows now in V-8 and mashed potatoes...excuse me...the pain is...
  9. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    We have just the right vibes for your noggin'....must be the high altitude up there in space-land! OK...by tomorrow, you should feel a heck of a lot better....but, uh, don't forget to take two aspirin and call me in the morning! (I just had to put that doctory type part in...I just love that...
  10. Obesus

    Rep whines

    You are, indeed, very special and cherished on our board as one of our precious and irreplaceable FFA's of note and distinction! Beyond that, you a dynamite and kicky personnage with many fabulous qualities, In case you are still unsure, just remember that the Obe-wan has said it here for all to...
  11. Obesus

    Post Your Goofiest Pictures

    Always a pleasure to hear from my favorite Doc! :smitten: You know that it is my life's quest to correlate the uncorrelateable and to find the hidden widget in Cosmic Coincidence Control that is the pivot for all the High Strangeness around this place! Messer Chups is just incredibly rockin'...
  12. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    Yes, your language was strong and full of cursin', but we have to remember that you were in the moment and there was strong, strong, ever-so-strong emotions involved, for our beloved friend, FL! As Designated Fat Holy Man of the thread, I'm blessin' ya and absolvin' any frammuses that may have...
  13. Obesus

    Post Your Goofiest Pictures

    I am standing next to the Institute here (aka my living room) pondering the vast, complex and schmutzy City of San Francisco and the radio waves emanating from Sutro Tower off in the distance, thinking.....TODAY the WORLD, TOMORROW, the SOLAR SYSTEM! (In German)...I was just doing that...
  14. Obesus

    Rep whines

    ....between them little cannny thingies....I like to examine some of the more recondite areas of life and come to some conclusions about things, to wit: 1.) Life is irreconcilable, although it is subject to corellation of sorts. 2.) Chocolate cures many many things and is a fabulous anti...
  15. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    Bunch of frammuses out Amsterdam way republished all of my articles from Apocalypse Culture as a booklet...and sold it! I didn't even get paid for the originals! Damn. I know how you are feelin' and I suggest some ice to the noggin' before meltdown musses ya' up! That lawyer will be money well...
  16. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    What he said! More of it too!:)
  17. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    I'll moidalize da bums! Dere will be blood from one end of da room to de udder! Mostly mine! :D Master FL, you just let me know who you want cursed and I will curse them with my finest cursin' spells! That'll show 'em!:mad:
  18. Obesus

    New Myspace page....

    My thoughts precisely! You have, Mr. Ryan, ordained the very core of my inner being on this topic! Since I am, how shall we say, HIGHLY eccentric, it is good for me to occasionally fall under the hideous and repulsive spell of normalcy or whatever passes for it in this darkening and evanescent...
  19. Obesus

    Interesting discovery...

    I have an even more fascinating discovery..."Obesus" brings up a zillion pages on Thunnus Obesus..a common species of Tuna! My other handle "Hyperphage" brings up a stack of stuff from French websites on eating disorders (French?) and only "Reverend Elder Mech" brings up me, Obesus and...
  20. Obesus

    New Myspace page....

    That was a most graceful, artful, commodious and pleasant thing for you to have done! Much appreciated. Looking over your page of friends, I do see that there is an interesting social networking thing here, if you work it a bit! I do enjoy writing and journaling, so I hope that there will be...
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