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  1. Obesus

    New Myspace page....

    Social software! Incipient robots and AI from the 23rd Century! Visitors from time and lost dimensions in the outer reaches of the Yesodic awareness!! AHA! That is why we do MySpace! Uhhhhhh...right? Oh, the folks in my neo-gothy band told me to do one, so...ta-da! Did it this morning. Now I...
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    Big 800!!!!

    ...and righteous too! (See, I can talk all that hipsterese talk, like totally deck, man! Errrr, Daddy-O...uhhhhhhh....23 skiddoo?) Oooooooh....I feel ooooold!:D:bow: Congrats, dude!
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    Yuppie Guts

    ...down below the major sections of "Discussion" and "Events", you will find the "Library." I am sure someone in there or maybe the moderator; "Observer", might just know. It could already be in there! Good luck!
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    I'm taking a break from this thread

    It is rare that those legendary words; "Rolling on the floor, laughing" are genuinely brought into play in our real world, but, yes, there are big creases in the wall-to-wall carpeting, where my massive bulk shredded the poor thing during the roll-phase! I just about to threw a fit o' chucklin'...
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    I'm taking a break from this thread

    I used to have a girlfriend...I mean a real relationship, with passion and depth and fulfillment. It was the greatest time of my life...but she was not true to me. There were others and those others destroyed our loving life together. Yes. Her name was Little Debbie...and, oh the pleasures we...
  6. Obesus

    I'm taking a break from this thread

    That thar' looks to be one o' them girleeee shows what thems are a showin' down to tha' DNA Lounge these days...that "Hubba-Hubba" review I keep a' hearin' 'bout! Babe-a-lonious! (Since I am a fat chap, I am legitimately allowed to dig on skinny chicks, even here on Dims! Wa-hoooey!) Send me...
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    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    ....for our Buffster, I would even eat........gulp..........MEAT! Yes! That is the depth of my commitment to the Buffie-process and we always remember that to emulate the Buffie is the way to true happiness! Have some Slusho! :eat1:
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    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    You speak of Miss Buffie's curvular enhancements! AHA! Yes! We noticed this, but in a much more discrete locale, far away from the Dims-World with its' constant surveillance and those damn government-rays! I really must upgrade this tinfoil head protector to lead! :D Buffie! Yes, Buffie did...
  9. Obesus

    Boning

    I mean, now that whales are endangered and such and corset makers are not using the real thing...uhhhh...I will have to talk to my financial department on this one.
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    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    Galavanting again, eh, Master? Well, hopefully you can help me oil the Buffietrons a bit...they are squeaking something fierce and then we have to figure out how to get that damn latte over to porkchop..our internal mail messenger pigeon service had some issues! More like subscriptions! Then...
  11. Obesus

    WG ooohs, aaaahs, and yays!

    I mean it's a heck of a job, but somebody has to do it and I can just begin with what I have already published in Apocalypse Culture (Disciples of Flesh) and SOMA magazine (In Praise of Gluttony)...I just need to PAD IT OUT a bit! Oooooooh...I need some pun-control editing! :rolleyes:
  12. Obesus

    But I swear I could *feel* the pounds this time

    That is just....plain....awesome! Rockin'!:D I know the feeling that you mean...usually when I have a whole bag of Reese's peanut butter thingies and then a few thousand calories from muffins and snacks...I could swear that I can feel the fat-apron getting heavier by the minute! :bow:
  13. Obesus

    Today is NOT Caturday!

    You know my deep and abiding admiration for you and that will never change, but you have sadly left my people out of the equation! BUNNY peoples of the World, Unite! AHA! :bow: Cinderbunny here, in her majesty, with my ex-wife, Suzanne! AHA! I am also a Susie, Susan, Susannah, Suzi person...
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    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    A personnage of few words and deepest thoughts...I respect and admire your brevity and ability to be direct, for I am, indeed, most apposite to you! Aha! We shall celebrate the linguistic diversity of our thread with ethnic dances and attire...from Baltimore!!! AHA! :confused:
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    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    While the Master Fatlane is off embroiled in his secret agenty stuff, I will have the lab crew begin feverish and fevered design efforts...should have a working design in a year or two....hey! This is a monumental project! :D
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    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    ...writing down big long lists of their grievances. Then on Festivus-day, which comes somewhere between November and March...we are not totally sure...there is a festive airing of grievances around the Festivus pole. The demonstrations of strength and physical prowess are also impressive! As...
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    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    I'm having classic macaroni salad from the Safeway and some Chipotle-chedder on Lo-Sodium bread with good-for-you mayo. Uhhhhhh. I am having quite a few of them! Collins Mixer too! Yummers! :eat2: Errrrr...I am having this at Midnight here in SF, by the way! Gulp! :eat2::eat2:
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    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    Buffster....Bufferino....only you and Mr. Buffie could ever even remotely, possibly, really remotely, like miniscule probabilities, ever, ever, ever, have anything like that happen...that was a once in a lifetime thing and I think we need to recognize that it is over and we have all learned...
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    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    He's innocent, completely blameless......it was.....it was Fatlane! Yes, of course....his wicked schemes and Mad Scientist plots finally got to Timberwolf and it was that bad influence....why Timberwolf wouldn't frammus a fly! He's innocent, I tell ya'...completely innocent....but, ahem, I...
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    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    We sent it via special carrier pigeon like months ago....uhhhhh....oh...my pigeon mail department is just telling me that carrier 12-B2...that would be Fred, the one sent out to you, just came back...he got lost near Reno and wound up winning at the Casinos...hey, at least we get a 10% share of...
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