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  1. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    ....so what is the little secret writing thingy about needing more space...are you in a touchy mood? If so, I will take Halloween off and let you have the run of the Castle/Manse all to yourself! :);) SPACE
  2. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    It a masterpiece of monstrously horripilationous drivel, shmuck and dreck! Yes...you do need to take your worst enemy to this film for the REVANCHE! AHA!:eek:
  3. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    A dread creature of the night? Ha! I laugh with you at the absurdity of it all! Uhhhhhhh.........say, has anyone ever seen a picture of Buffie wearing a necklace of GARLIC?!!!!!! Oh my....this may be touchy! We will have an investigation! :shocked: Uhhhhh...that's right, she can't be Wampyr...
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    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    He did do service in the great Transylvanian Wampyr actions during the late 90's and became enamored of a local beauty...the enchanting Marmotchka. His tale is full of cameraderie and romance and blasting occult creatures off the face of the planet! Huzzah! :eek::bow:
  5. Obesus

    Dear Santa

    Cottontails are devilishly clever. In order to get their dinner-snacks, they will lay in wait for hours under the bed and then leap out and use their lightning-fast paws to hold your foot to the ground, while you trip and then plummet over to earth wishing you have gotten them darn snacks at the...
  6. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    ....for whatever the eventuality may be....it may be that we all may be swept into a world of confusion and some of us may accidentally wind up at work an hour late tomorrow or I could be a whole Holiday or two off...or the fates may decree more Night-Gaunt actions! AHA! :bow: PS...the nice...
  7. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    Sgt Marmot, reporting, Sir! Night-Gaunt duty, Sir!....don't forget to turn your clock back, Sir! :doh:
  8. Obesus

    I am leaving this thread

    I beg with you...I plead with you...please leave this accursed thread before we are all trapped here unto an infinity of infinities....unless you leave, the thread cannot assume its' true balance with the COSMOS! Ooooh...I sounded kinda' hippy-dippy there, huh! Dayum! I need me to market some o'...
  9. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    Unless you have access to advanced scanning KIRLIAN photography equipment and the ol' faithful Cray Supercomputer in the basement of the Miskatonic University Glee Club; courtesy of the S.P.O.N.G.E. network of Occult Investigators and Historians! AHA! :bow: http://s-p-o-n-g-e.com/index.php3
  10. Obesus

    Who are you currently listening to?

    "Rambling Black Transit Blues" from "This CD is Condemned"
  11. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    Goes very very good with COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.wikihow.com/Bake-a-Cake Have you noticed how CAKE has become a theme around here lately! It is growing on us! (Ahem....the straight man has delivered the line...step right up, do not be shy...one American Dollar to the first person...
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    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    The finest snack-cake in existence......is not a cake at all! AHA! The Lil' Debbie "NUTTY BAR" packs the most existential peanut-butter chocolate taste wallop this side of a jalapeno bar! Si, Senor! Est muy fabuloso! :eat1: The calorie count, for those who count such things, is just about top in...
  13. Obesus

    I'll be back when I can...

    ....the Shaman/Fat Holy Man vibes are working overtime there for you and your family! Water and rain spirits are being enticed....:bow:
  14. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    Swiss Cake Rolls....are....ooooooooooooh......ahhhhhhhhhh.....yummy!:eat1::eat2:
  15. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    ...about my Swiss Cake Rolls (Tm)
  16. Obesus

    Buffie, Fatlane, and Friends! v2

    I was running out of room in the VAULT! I really wish you would not store your extra Buffietrons in there! Dang!:D The castle/manse/lab is overflowing with them things!:eek: Say, what are those for, anyway? Ohhhhhhhhhh! Dear...you must be taking Latin lessons again!
  17. Obesus

    Dear Santa

    ....oh my....uh-oh....I am afraid that Cinderbunny read that one...she is sending her boyfriend, "Spike" over with, uh, "The Boys" and a bag of fava beans with a nice Chianti....uhhhh, maybe there is still time....I understand Pago Pago is nice this time of year!:D
  18. Obesus

    Who are you currently listening to?

    "Dream Ticket" from "The Original Sound of Sheffield"...saw them live in Frisco back in the early 80's..oh, them was the days!
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    Dear Santa

    ....apparently you have never faced off against 18 pounds of enraged cottontail....it is not a good thing....:D Note Cinder here, attempting to eat her mama! Many Carnivores are beaten into pulp by the humble "bunny"...so I daresay we need to cut them out of the linkage and suasageage. Just go...
  20. Obesus

    I am leaving this thread

    This thread has taken on a majestic life of its' own...I plead with you, not to leave it! Oh.....that was the original premise, well, no matter! By leaving the thread, you began a series of endless recursions, which caused the entire time-space continuum to enter an inverted Calabri-Yau...
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