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  1. lovelocs

    Dat .gif!

    All my gifs are too big to add, is there something I need to do?
  2. lovelocs

    What movie title describes your life?

    As Good As It Gets
  3. lovelocs

    Thinking of moving to Vegas

    Title about says it. I want to move to Las Vegas in about a year or so, and I wanted some general information... Do all of these super cheap condos exist, or are they all just online? How has the economy been, in real time? I've heard that Las Vegas in the daytime is like a whore with no makeup-...
  4. lovelocs

    What are you unhappy about today?

    Two hour deep tissue massage. He paid with a $100 bill and left no tip.
  5. lovelocs

    Gingrich's NAACP, Food Stamp Remarks Stir Controversy

    Please. Please. Please. Newt wasn't speaking *to* black people, he was speaking *about * black people. There is a huge fucking difference that can't be missed unless one is a relentlessly stubborn apologist. If he meant to talk to blacks, he would have attended and NAACP convention when invited...
  6. lovelocs

    100 Chicken Mcnugget Challenge by 700 lb man!

    Yeah, I don't think I wanna know what they do in the seafood department, but I've met a few people who could use the treatment, just sayin... Also, one of my grandfather's first jobs, when he came north, was taking a razor blade to frozen sides of beef, shaving the old expiration date off...
  7. lovelocs

    I'm Better Looking Than Any Guy Here

    Did someone say peen?
  8. lovelocs

    What are you happy about today?

    Burrito, Marvin Gaye, and cheap wine, and not givin a fuck on a Monday night.
  9. lovelocs

    What are you unhappy about today?

    Big massage is lovely, and I'll tell you a secret: most of the massage therapists I've talked to prefer a larger body. We can really dig into the client, with less fear of hurting them. IT'S SO FUN to put your fist into an ample thigh or the lower back or the bottom of a foot and just roll it...
  10. lovelocs

    What are you unhappy about today?

    Gave a massage to a BHM client a few days ago: he had had breast reduction surgery. Big scars and nipple reconstruction, the whole nine yards. I am not a raving moob fan, but g_d! Please do not mutilate yourselves, guys. Call me and we can go bra shopping...
  11. lovelocs

    2012 Singles Thread

    Single, and currently embracing my inner pedantic bitch.
  12. lovelocs

    One Completely Random Sentence...

    Arrgghh... Ungghhh... MOTHERFUUUUUU!!!!!!
  13. lovelocs

    What are you unhappy about today?

    Sad face. And I, too, am feeling sick.
  14. lovelocs

    What are you happy about today?

    Yeah. It really does happen. Life had a boot on my neck for at least a year. I lost 2 close relatives in 2 weeks. I moved from a miserable job to an impossible one. I moved jobs again, and I was lied to persistently by an employer about my future pay and hours, keeping me at half pay for nine...
  15. lovelocs

    What makes you nerd rage thread?

    What makes me nerd rage is somewhat different. I hate it when people tell me how *they* do *their* jobs. Usually, it's some corner they cut, and usually, it's unsolicited. We both graduated from school. We both passed national boards. I don't care how you do clinic laundry or whether or not you...
  16. lovelocs

    R A N D OM Awesomeness

    Babies with flow.
  17. lovelocs

    The thread for random single confessions!

    But let you call them. They'll be all like..."yeah, hole... gotta go..."
  18. lovelocs

    BHM/FFAs Introduce yourself here

    Hay new folks! Looking forward to reading more from all of you!!! Pork and rum-fueled love!!! lovelocs
  19. lovelocs

    Horny Meter

    6. I'm keeping it warm on the back of the stove.
  20. lovelocs

    Half-bald or fully bald?

    I stand corrected Blockie. It looks great! :happy:
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