THIS year's television schedules will focus on staring blankly at the immensely fat, it has been confirmed.
One of the stars of Discovery Channel's 'Britain's Toughest Chairs'
Broadcasters have unveiled their new series for 2011, all of which feature enormous people being filmed from every conceivable angle.
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TV pundit, Nikki Hollis, said: "Massive people make perfect television because they are simultaneously endearing and revolting. They're like pandas that it's ok to hate.
"Also, when they fall over, they really struggle to get back up.
"It can actually be very moving."
