http://www.justsaywow.com/funpages/view.cfm/1467 <-- Big ole butts parody of "Baby Got Back"
http://www.justsaywow.com/funpages/view.cfm/9478 <--- Shake my big bum
http://www.justsaywow.com/funpages/view.cfm/12104 <-- "How's your diet going?" (cool picture)
http://www.justsaywow.com/funpages/view.cfm/12188 <--- "Supersize It Baby" New Kids On The Block parodied song "Step By Step"
http://www.justsaywow.com/funpages/view.cfm/12148 <----"I Fought the Carbs But The Carbs Won" --- parody of: "I Fought the Law but the Law Won"
http://www.justsaywow.com/funpages/view.cfm/12191 <--- *cute* When to eat Chocolate
http://www.justsaywow.com/funpages/view.cfm/12368 <--- Have a bootyful day
What a silly question! "How's your diet going?"
"I mean, really... how does it look like it's going?!"
You know, the older I get, the harder it is to lose weight...
My body and my fat have become such good friends over the years.
I started looking a little too much like Mary Kate Olsen,
then I decided the Kirsty Alley look was definitely more me.
I must be following my diet a little TOO closely.
I keep gaining on it!
Inside me there's definitely a thin person struggling to get out...
Luckilly it only takes a few doughnuts to calm her down!
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand... right?
Maybe if I fatten up everyone else around me,
then I'll look thinner... Here, have a cupcake!
I just don't understand it!
How can a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5?
I drive way too fast to worry about carbs!
Who needs a six-pack when you can have the whole keg?!
My aerobics instructor asked me to bend down and touch my toes.
I said, "I just don't have that kind of relationship with my feet.
How 'bout I just smile and wave?"
http://www.justsaywow.com/funpages/view.cfm/9478 <--- Shake my big bum
http://www.justsaywow.com/funpages/view.cfm/12104 <-- "How's your diet going?" (cool picture)
http://www.justsaywow.com/funpages/view.cfm/12188 <--- "Supersize It Baby" New Kids On The Block parodied song "Step By Step"
http://www.justsaywow.com/funpages/view.cfm/12148 <----"I Fought the Carbs But The Carbs Won" --- parody of: "I Fought the Law but the Law Won"
http://www.justsaywow.com/funpages/view.cfm/12191 <--- *cute* When to eat Chocolate
http://www.justsaywow.com/funpages/view.cfm/12368 <--- Have a bootyful day
What a silly question! "How's your diet going?"
"I mean, really... how does it look like it's going?!"
You know, the older I get, the harder it is to lose weight...
My body and my fat have become such good friends over the years.
I started looking a little too much like Mary Kate Olsen,
then I decided the Kirsty Alley look was definitely more me.
I must be following my diet a little TOO closely.
I keep gaining on it!
Inside me there's definitely a thin person struggling to get out...
Luckilly it only takes a few doughnuts to calm her down!
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand... right?
Maybe if I fatten up everyone else around me,
then I'll look thinner... Here, have a cupcake!
I just don't understand it!
How can a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5?
I drive way too fast to worry about carbs!
Who needs a six-pack when you can have the whole keg?!
My aerobics instructor asked me to bend down and touch my toes.
I said, "I just don't have that kind of relationship with my feet.
How 'bout I just smile and wave?"
