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[Fat Molly]

so i was at a conference a few weeks ago and one of the people there was AMAZINGLY ADORABLE like just a huge buttery chub and I was like, :wubu: immediately

then it turned out he was the lecturer and i was like :wubu::wubu: smart and sexy?! damnnn

then we divided into small subgroups and guess whose group i was randomly assigned to?

(and guess who was like OMG PLEASE UNIVERSE PUT ME IN HIS GROUP and for some reason universe was helpful??!)

and guess who didn't have a wedding ring?

and guess who, throughout lecture (we were sitting in circle of chairs) tucked his hands in that cozy space between his gut and his thigh?

*fans self*

and mentioned that his hands were cold (implying this gesture was to warm them up)?

*double fans self*

and then later i saw him at cheesecake factory hungrily drowning in noms?

*triple fans self*

and then guess who looked him up online later and found his recently-updated GoodReads profile and read about his professional history and did the tiniest bit of internet stalking and HIS PROFESSIONAL PICS ARE IMMENSELY SATISFYING FULL BODY SHOTZZ!?!?!?!

*quadruple fans self*

is he gay? absolutely. probably.

...but maybe not!

big plump jewish therapist dearheart who works in VA, if you want me I'm yours hon! i regret that i didn't approach you afterwards and be like 'yo you wanna grab dinner' but also i was feeling shy

 

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