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Transcript: “Every Day Is Murdery Gras”, a true crime and politics podcast examining the torrid underbelly of New Orleans, hosted by Eileen Sanders and Lamont Beechwood. Episode #72, “He Cut It With WHAT?!”; Timestamp 42:03; Ad Break.
- Hey, Eileen?
- Yeah, Lamont?
- You know how I’m always saying you’re a slob.
- This is news to me.
- Oh stop it, you’ve read my notes. The ones written with magazine letters?
- That was you! Give me a minute, I gotta go call the CIA.
[Guffawing]
- Well while you’re waiting for them to pick up, you should probably take a minute and look up our sponsor for today’s episode, Seams Likely!
- Lamont!
- Uh, heheh, yeah Eileen?
- How does it work?!
- Well it’s real simple [Reading From Notes] Seams – that’s S-E-A-M-S for you listeners at home – Likely are a brand new entrant to the world of mail-order clothing. Not only do you get the benefit of a qualified, experienced personal stylist to make your wardrobe [Sarcastic] come-A-live!, but SL’s service guarantees that every item in the box comes custom fitted to your exact proportions without them ever stepping a foot into your home.
- Lamont that sounds impossible.
- It really does, right? They must have some kinda, like, algorithm.
- This is the part where I ask if you use Seams Likely, right?
- It’s more than likely, Eileen, it’s entirely probable. I am actually wearing a...uh, I blanked on the name--
- [Guffawing]
- Sweater! Why did I forget the word sweater? Anyhew, it’s made of New Zealand Merino wool, it’s maybe the most comfortable winter clothing I’ve ever worn, and for the price I paid--
- How much? Or does a gentleman never tell?
- Absolutely he doesn’t, and for the price I paid this is a solid bargain. I may never take it off.
- Never?
- Never ever.
[Pause]
- Ohkayyy, anyway before we run out the clock that's seamslikely.shop - again, Seams Likely DOT Shop - for a clothing experience that'll suit you down to the ground and up to your collar!
- Oh they don't do hats?
- They do not.
- Maaan!
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Transcript: “Every Day Is Murdery Gras”, a true crime and politics podcast examining the torrid underbelly of New Orleans, hosted by Eileen Sanders and Lamont Beechwood. Episode #72, “He Cut It With WHAT?!”; Timestamp 42:03; Ad Break.
- Hey, Eileen?
- Yeah, Lamont?
- You know how I’m always saying you’re a slob.
- This is news to me.
- Oh stop it, you’ve read my notes. The ones written with magazine letters?
- That was you! Give me a minute, I gotta go call the CIA.
[Guffawing]
- Well while you’re waiting for them to pick up, you should probably take a minute and look up our sponsor for today’s episode, Seams Likely!
- Lamont!
- Uh, heheh, yeah Eileen?
- How does it work?!
- Well it’s real simple [Reading From Notes] Seams – that’s S-E-A-M-S for you listeners at home – Likely are a brand new entrant to the world of mail-order clothing. Not only do you get the benefit of a qualified, experienced personal stylist to make your wardrobe [Sarcastic] come-A-live!, but SL’s service guarantees that every item in the box comes custom fitted to your exact proportions without them ever stepping a foot into your home.
- Lamont that sounds impossible.
- It really does, right? They must have some kinda, like, algorithm.
- This is the part where I ask if you use Seams Likely, right?
- It’s more than likely, Eileen, it’s entirely probable. I am actually wearing a...uh, I blanked on the name--
- [Guffawing]
- Sweater! Why did I forget the word sweater? Anyhew, it’s made of New Zealand Merino wool, it’s maybe the most comfortable winter clothing I’ve ever worn, and for the price I paid--
- How much? Or does a gentleman never tell?
- Absolutely he doesn’t, and for the price I paid this is a solid bargain. I may never take it off.
- Never?
- Never ever.
[Pause]
- Ohkayyy, anyway before we run out the clock that's seamslikely.shop - again, Seams Likely DOT Shop - for a clothing experience that'll suit you down to the ground and up to your collar!
- Oh they don't do hats?
- They do not.
- Maaan!
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