Are you tired of living in fear? Are you sick of zombies eating your loved ones? Then you're in need of a group united to stomping out zombies once and for all. Hi my name is Loch Undloaded and I am President of AZLA. I am here to lobby and protect your life. As Lifers you are entitled to not being eaten. That's right! You have the right to walk down the street without someone jamming a bendy straw into your skull and sucking out your brains.
When the Zombie threat first reared up we ran in fear and hid in our houses and let them run wild. Bleeding hearts now want to use government money to create a habitat for these flesh gobblers. I say NO MORE! No more pooping hobo soup kitchens for them to feed at!
Sign up today to end this threat to our way of life!
Loch Undloaded
President and Founder of AZLA
When the Zombie threat first reared up we ran in fear and hid in our houses and let them run wild. Bleeding hearts now want to use government money to create a habitat for these flesh gobblers. I say NO MORE! No more pooping hobo soup kitchens for them to feed at!
Sign up today to end this threat to our way of life!
Loch Undloaded
President and Founder of AZLA
