wrestlingguy
"Bitter Old Man"
This was on the local Craigslist for my area. Thought you'd all get a chuckle out of this.
Here's the link to the original post on Craigslist.
http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/tlg/1895005895.html
I run a buffet here in AC and I've been losing a ton of money every day due to people taking too much food. It's an all-you-can-eat buffet, so I can't limit the amount of food people take.
I need people with unusual qualities, skills, etc. who can turn off people's appetites before they grab a second plate. Please, nothing that would make us lose our satisfactory inspection, and nothing that's going to turn people away before they're seated. If you can cool off my customers' appetites after they're locked in, you eat free all day. We specialize in seafood and meat carving.
Briefly describe your skills and how you plan to go about eliminating people's desire to eat. If you have some sort of physical abnormality or are using a prop, please provide a photograph. 18+ only. Thanks
Here's the link to the original post on Craigslist.
http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/tlg/1895005895.html