smithnwesson
Drug dealer
Doctor: I've got some bad news and some worse news for you.
Patient: OK. Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab results came back and you've less than 24 hours to live.
Patient: Jesus! What could be worse then that?
Doctor: I've been trying to call you since yesterday.
- Jim
Patient: OK. Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab results came back and you've less than 24 hours to live.
Patient: Jesus! What could be worse then that?
Doctor: I've been trying to call you since yesterday.
- Jim