In honor of Bad Poetry Day, I thought it'd be fun to see what bad poetry one could come up with. I found this and thought it was appropriate:
Why do you chase me with salad tongs?
Cuz I banged your muffins and buttered your gongs?
What have I done to make you so cranky?
Sneezed on your dog and walked your hanky?
Why do you treat me as if Im a felon?
Cuz I sliced your china and polished your melon?
Show me the way back into your good graces.
Just stop whipping me with Grandmas shoelaces.
© 2008 Chuck Ingwersen
Why do you chase me with salad tongs?
Cuz I banged your muffins and buttered your gongs?
What have I done to make you so cranky?
Sneezed on your dog and walked your hanky?
Why do you treat me as if Im a felon?
Cuz I sliced your china and polished your melon?
Show me the way back into your good graces.
Just stop whipping me with Grandmas shoelaces.
© 2008 Chuck Ingwersen
