My sister-in-law wanted to see Britney Spears and my brother, her husband, wouldn't take her. So I was like, "I'll go!" I went looking for tickets online and the only ones left were center-ring front row for $497 a pop. I'm not rich by any stretch but I said "what the hell, I'd like to Britney up close once in my life." So many big beautiful women there I was in eye candy heaven, I was afraid it would be nothing but 16 year old girls. Awesome show! Britney looked at me! Anyway, I'm never cheap when I go out with a lady, not even with my sister-in-law.