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Busty adult star Aria Giovanni has been doing a series of shorts for the celeb titillation sites (hollywoodtuna, NS4W.ORG): Bachelor Cooking 101. Take simple recipes using a lot of condiments, add one girl with huge breasts and a plunging neckline and viola, Internet magic.
Looking at this one where she makes an omelette, two things hit me before the majesty of her chesticles: 1) She's never learned how to properly chop vegetables (they make special knives for that) and 2) Omelettes are folded, not scrambled to look like hurl. In fact, the video for egg salad also ends up looking like lung butter, but since it has capers, it's ok.
I would wager that 99.7% of the guys watching this could really give a shit less about those two points.
The only plus I will give her is that she is adorable as hell and has apparently put on a bit of weight recently, as she was once a member of the "super skinny with huge natural boobs" club. The fact she actually eats in the video makes a difference, too.
Looking at this one where she makes an omelette, two things hit me before the majesty of her chesticles: 1) She's never learned how to properly chop vegetables (they make special knives for that) and 2) Omelettes are folded, not scrambled to look like hurl. In fact, the video for egg salad also ends up looking like lung butter, but since it has capers, it's ok.
I would wager that 99.7% of the guys watching this could really give a shit less about those two points.
The only plus I will give her is that she is adorable as hell and has apparently put on a bit of weight recently, as she was once a member of the "super skinny with huge natural boobs" club. The fact she actually eats in the video makes a difference, too.
