I was chatting on yahoo with a good BBW friend of mine about this the other day and she reckoned dimensions peeps might find this story amusing so here it is…
Ok - I’ve bought a house, its my first one so I needed to buy some beds… so I was talking about this with the two girls with whom I carpool every morning. I know these two just as work colleagues not especially as friends …I should also mention that these two are full-on size zero lifetime dieters and typically have no concept of the idea of ladies of a larger size being beautiful or desirable…
Anyway, so they were asking me what was I looking for in a new bed…. And so I said, hmm… its gotta be comfy, well sprung, not too hard and I want the biggest one I can afford. She was like “why do u need such a big bed?” and I said, “well I like my sleeping space ya know? plus I don’t intend to always be a single bloke…”
So anyway, thinking she was being funny, as a throwaway comment she said “well I suppose you could always get a really big girlfriend now to fill all that extra space?”… she was waiting for the laugh… but instead I paused for a second or two and then said in all seriousness… “hmm yeah…. That sounds like a great idea..! I’ll be sure to definitely choose a nice big bed then!”... they really had no idea what to make of that...lol
Hehe – so I bought a king size oak colonial bed with a deluxe mattress today… cant wait till Monday’s carpool to see the look on their faces when I tell them… I’ll report back on what they say….
Ok - I’ve bought a house, its my first one so I needed to buy some beds… so I was talking about this with the two girls with whom I carpool every morning. I know these two just as work colleagues not especially as friends …I should also mention that these two are full-on size zero lifetime dieters and typically have no concept of the idea of ladies of a larger size being beautiful or desirable…
Anyway, so they were asking me what was I looking for in a new bed…. And so I said, hmm… its gotta be comfy, well sprung, not too hard and I want the biggest one I can afford. She was like “why do u need such a big bed?” and I said, “well I like my sleeping space ya know? plus I don’t intend to always be a single bloke…”
So anyway, thinking she was being funny, as a throwaway comment she said “well I suppose you could always get a really big girlfriend now to fill all that extra space?”… she was waiting for the laugh… but instead I paused for a second or two and then said in all seriousness… “hmm yeah…. That sounds like a great idea..! I’ll be sure to definitely choose a nice big bed then!”... they really had no idea what to make of that...lol
Hehe – so I bought a king size oak colonial bed with a deluxe mattress today… cant wait till Monday’s carpool to see the look on their faces when I tell them… I’ll report back on what they say….
