If that is indeed your name.....Carrie. Really, just who do you think you are, coming here and stirring up trouble, telling outrageous stories of sweater-molesting interviewees, posting pictures of your pet goats, flirting outrageously with anything with a pulse, trying to lure hapless fat chicks into your sick and twisted little circle of friends.... What next? Where does the madness end? Will you post a recipe for double fudge cheesecake on the food board next? Has your insane need to participate in the boards reached its zenith?? Oh!! Oh!! And remember that time that you said that Haagen Daazs chocolate peanut butter ice cream is the best thing ever, and then two nights later you contradicted yourself and said that their Triple Chocolate ice cream was the best?? Inconsistencies, my friend....the kind that make me wonder if you are indeed who you say you are......
You'd best watch yourself, lady. I've got my eye on you.
You'd best watch yourself, lady. I've got my eye on you.
