Poll closes Monday night.
1. "Bob's days at the produce stand were wearing on him. From the A cup plums to the GG canteloupes, the plump roundness of the fruit taunted him, making him dream of breasts. The firmness of the celery reminded him of his own all-too-easily stiffened stalk when he least wanted to be reminded. And the last time he'd huddled in the back room running his fingers over two smooth, swollen egglants pretending they were fat, chubby thighs, someone had almost caught him. At last late one night, lonely, horny and hoping to finally get some real action, Bob had an idea!"
2. "It's going to be a bit difficult to caption a pic when it's just of a coat."
3. "Ninja Nanner"
4. "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? "
1. "Bob's days at the produce stand were wearing on him. From the A cup plums to the GG canteloupes, the plump roundness of the fruit taunted him, making him dream of breasts. The firmness of the celery reminded him of his own all-too-easily stiffened stalk when he least wanted to be reminded. And the last time he'd huddled in the back room running his fingers over two smooth, swollen egglants pretending they were fat, chubby thighs, someone had almost caught him. At last late one night, lonely, horny and hoping to finally get some real action, Bob had an idea!"
2. "It's going to be a bit difficult to caption a pic when it's just of a coat."
3. "Ninja Nanner"
4. "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? "
