My car broke down on the way home from work yesterday. In rush hour traffic. In 90 degree heat. It's going to cost an arm and a leg to fix, when I barely have an arm. And the rental car is costing me a spleen.
Oh, and I'm single again.
Things could be much worse, I know this. Many people would do drastic things to have problems like mine. But today I'm feeling kind of discouraged and pretty sad.
So who's seen or heard something funny recently? Something heartwarming? Even something lurid and/or titillating (not even the word "titillating" amuses me today) would do. Anything distracting. And whomever cheers me up the most gets a prize. I have no idea what, but it'll be good. Even better than a grilled cheese sammich (which, coincidentally, I think I'll go make myself for lunch - and it may even cheer me up a little).
First, though, I'm going to resurrect the thread about the good things about being single.
Smooches and inappropriate gropes to you all.
P.S. Is it "whomever" or "whoever"? Tina? Anyone? Bueller? Something-o-o economics?
Oh, and I'm single again.
Things could be much worse, I know this. Many people would do drastic things to have problems like mine. But today I'm feeling kind of discouraged and pretty sad.
So who's seen or heard something funny recently? Something heartwarming? Even something lurid and/or titillating (not even the word "titillating" amuses me today) would do. Anything distracting. And whomever cheers me up the most gets a prize. I have no idea what, but it'll be good. Even better than a grilled cheese sammich (which, coincidentally, I think I'll go make myself for lunch - and it may even cheer me up a little).
First, though, I'm going to resurrect the thread about the good things about being single.
Smooches and inappropriate gropes to you all.
P.S. Is it "whomever" or "whoever"? Tina? Anyone? Bueller? Something-o-o economics?
