Ernest Nagel
is old
If you need something fresh to be upset about this was news to me. Think of the chill-DRUN!! 
Goat ahead but I'm not kidding, this is really baaa-d.
http://www.goat-trauma.org/stats.shtml
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Each year, over 6000 people are traumatized by goats in the United States alone.
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If a child is traumatized by a goat before age five, he/she is five times more likely to become some form of social deviant.
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If treatment is received promptly, many of the extremely damaging effects of a goat trauma can be cured.
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When given a choice four out five goats will attack a child before attacking either another goat or an adult.
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These same goats will choose to assault an adult over another goat more than three times out of five.
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There are over 50,000 petting zoos in the United States.
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The majority of goat traumas occur before age eight and after age fifty-two.
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In a scientific experiment, seven out of ten goats prefer man-made fibers over natural fibers.
Goat ahead but I'm not kidding, this is really baaa-d. http://www.goat-trauma.org/stats.shtml
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Each year, over 6000 people are traumatized by goats in the United States alone.
*
If a child is traumatized by a goat before age five, he/she is five times more likely to become some form of social deviant.
*
If treatment is received promptly, many of the extremely damaging effects of a goat trauma can be cured.
*
When given a choice four out five goats will attack a child before attacking either another goat or an adult.
*
These same goats will choose to assault an adult over another goat more than three times out of five.
*
There are over 50,000 petting zoos in the United States.
*
The majority of goat traumas occur before age eight and after age fifty-two.
*
In a scientific experiment, seven out of ten goats prefer man-made fibers over natural fibers.
