CLEVER QUESTIONS
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those =
little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE=20
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2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a =
peeing section in a swimming pool?
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3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and =
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make =
the Tennessee Titans?=20
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4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that =
one enjoys it?=20
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5. There are three religious truths:=20
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.=20
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the =
Christian faith.=20
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at =
hotels.=20
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6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from =
Holland called Holes?=20
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7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?=20
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8. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?=20
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9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale =
bread to begin with?=20
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10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a =
person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?=20
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11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?=20
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12. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it =
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys =
deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners =
depressed?=20
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13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? (I =
like this one)
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those =
little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE=20
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*=20
2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a =
peeing section in a swimming pool?
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*=20
3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and =
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make =
the Tennessee Titans?=20
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*=20
4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that =
one enjoys it?=20
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*=20
5. There are three religious truths:=20
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.=20
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the =
Christian faith.=20
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at =
hotels.=20
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*=20
6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from =
Holland called Holes?=20
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*=20
7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?=20
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*=20
8. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?=20
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~! *~*~*~*=20
9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale =
bread to begin with?=20
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*=20
10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a =
person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?=20
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*=20
11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?=20
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*=20
12. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it =
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys =
deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners =
depressed?=20
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*=20
13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? (I =
like this one)
