Jay West Coast
Witness to the Thickness
Whatever your motive in joining as a Dimensions supporting member, you should post here to let us acknowledge how great you really are, and let us know why you just spent the 30 bucks on something you can mostly get for free. The options, among others, may include:
~I thought a Supporting Membership would make my neighbors jealous in ways that my Audi TT and bling-bling never could
~I've had a crush on Conrad since I was nine, and I figured this way he might finally notice me
~Wait, thirty dollars? How am I going to afford that Greyhound ticket to my cousin's where he swears he can hook me up with some dank weed?
~I was never popular in school, but since I've been coming around Dimensions I feel like I'm ultra-cybercool
~Was that Clorox I just drank?
~Paypal is so fun and easy to use, I figured I should buy whatever I can get my little grubby hands on, since it's not like it's real money anyway
~This way I can go somewhere in the Boards without having to read endless unpunctuated run-on sentences
~I'm just a better person than all those other 2,000+ members, and I've got $30 to prove it
~30 USD is like 4 cents in my country's currency
~I sincerely thought there would be a hot-tub in here with "Dimensions Bunnies" everywhere
~After last month's episode, I figured there is no way Vince could come up with the $30 to get in here
~I saw the movie "FEED" and became genuinely interested in fat admiration as a reasonable and legitimate sexual preference
~If Bush's tax cuts are made permanent, then $30 is only about 0.00001% of my annual refund anyway
~I could think of no better way to spend all this month's allowance
Well, whatever you reason for being here, be sure to post so that we can know who among us would go the extra mile for Dimensions. Or is a sucker for mutual-admiration societies. Either way, welcome!
~I thought a Supporting Membership would make my neighbors jealous in ways that my Audi TT and bling-bling never could
~I've had a crush on Conrad since I was nine, and I figured this way he might finally notice me
~Wait, thirty dollars? How am I going to afford that Greyhound ticket to my cousin's where he swears he can hook me up with some dank weed?
~I was never popular in school, but since I've been coming around Dimensions I feel like I'm ultra-cybercool
~Was that Clorox I just drank?
~Paypal is so fun and easy to use, I figured I should buy whatever I can get my little grubby hands on, since it's not like it's real money anyway
~This way I can go somewhere in the Boards without having to read endless unpunctuated run-on sentences
~I'm just a better person than all those other 2,000+ members, and I've got $30 to prove it
~30 USD is like 4 cents in my country's currency
~I sincerely thought there would be a hot-tub in here with "Dimensions Bunnies" everywhere
~After last month's episode, I figured there is no way Vince could come up with the $30 to get in here
~I saw the movie "FEED" and became genuinely interested in fat admiration as a reasonable and legitimate sexual preference
~If Bush's tax cuts are made permanent, then $30 is only about 0.00001% of my annual refund anyway
~I could think of no better way to spend all this month's allowance
Well, whatever you reason for being here, be sure to post so that we can know who among us would go the extra mile for Dimensions. Or is a sucker for mutual-admiration societies. Either way, welcome!
