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Outermost Hoodoo Doctor
NOBODY but me saw this?!! It'll be on tonite again on HBO probably... the Kevin Dillon character has had a crush on the Lisa Rinna character for 15 years. He's finally famous enough to interest her, and she still looks celebrity-buffed despite being somewhat older than 'Drama'. So Drama brings along Turtle, the low man on the totem pole, 'cause Rinna says she's got a hot girlfriend for Turtle. Who turns out to be played by Colleen Camp, who's been the pretty blond in apparently a bunch of flicks like DIE HARD and APOCALYPSE NOW, I dunno. Except now she's like a WeightBoard wetdream.:smitten: I was sitting watching all this with my rather glamorous supersize neighbor the Lawyer/Witch, and it's like, the borders between Cable Television and the Internet are becoming very porous all of a sudden. She's saying, "I wish they'd had this show when I was 14 and I could've found out what guys are REALLY like... would've saved me a whole lotta trouble..." This is really the Celebrity Weightgain Fantasy we've all been waiting(or wanking)for all these years!!:bow: