Brain-- The apparatus with which we think that we think.
Chicken-- A creature you eat before it is born and after is it dead.
Connoiseur-- A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything else.
Fisherman-- A jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other end.
Feedback-- The result when a baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Secret-- Something that you tell to one person at a time.
Originality-- Undetected plagiarism
Jazz-- 5 men on the same stage all playing a different tune.
Liability-- A talent for fibbing.
Hypochondriac-- Someone who won't let well enough alone.
Impotence-- Nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings."
Chicken-- A creature you eat before it is born and after is it dead.
Connoiseur-- A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything else.
Fisherman-- A jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other end.
Feedback-- The result when a baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Secret-- Something that you tell to one person at a time.
Originality-- Undetected plagiarism
Jazz-- 5 men on the same stage all playing a different tune.
Liability-- A talent for fibbing.
Hypochondriac-- Someone who won't let well enough alone.
Impotence-- Nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings."
