With certain new websites, services and programs being so damn hot that they've become not only popular household words (MySpace, Facebook, Second Life...), but popular verbs as well (Twitter, google...). Well here's a thread to let your creativity go wild. You've spent an ample amount of time on the internet over the years, don't you think you're qualified to allow that inner techie to let his/her hair down and go ape shit? Share your ideas for a new program that you know will cause mass obsession! And hell, if that idea sees its way to fruition by someone else, you'll have the evidence right here that you came up with the concept first. 
Here's mine: Dwibble
Dwibble is an online program that gathers as much information about you as you're willing to offer (birthdate, height, weight, nationality, family tree, fave food, fave TV show, how often you BM, what meds you take, etc, etc, etc...) and it creates a personal data bank for you. The more personal data you offer, the better Dwibble will work for you. The Dwibble techs create a program that takes all of that data and uses it to help you form decisions on any and all of your everyday actions.
To make this Dwibble attractive to people of all ages, your personal data is also used to determine what your animated power animal avatar will be. Your power animal will receive your question and then dispense the answer to help you carry on with your day with complete confidence Dwibble made the very best decision designed specifically for you.
So imagine I'm going to the Trader Joe's. I don't know what I want for dinner. I pull out my iPod or iPhone and I go online and I feed my question to my Dwibble power animal (mine would probably be a silver meerkat or something), and within 40 seconds my animal says "You want some type of meat over pasta with a pesto sauce". Wow! That's exactly what would make me happy tonight! A perfect choice--and it's based upon tons of personal data!
Should you go to your neighbor's bar-b-que tomorrow? You Dwibble. Should you try that new hair salon that just opened up instead of your usual barber? You Dwibble. Soft or firm mattress? Dwibble. Drop your boyfriend or try and work things out? Dwibble. Ask the boss for a raise? DWIBBLE! People will be Dwibbling allll over the world. Remember when we found out Nancy Reagan consulted astrologers on serious political issues? Dwibble would replace astrologers, psychics, life coaches--and even stock brokers!! People of all social and economic stations in life would Dwibble! Not only that but imagine all the toy companies that would want to manufacture stuffed dolls, action figures, coloring books, comics, video games, animated feature films all based upon the many Dwibble power animals! EVERYone would want to wear their Dwibble animal on their t-shirt! The possibilities are endless!!
OK. That's mine.
Here's mine: Dwibble
Dwibble is an online program that gathers as much information about you as you're willing to offer (birthdate, height, weight, nationality, family tree, fave food, fave TV show, how often you BM, what meds you take, etc, etc, etc...) and it creates a personal data bank for you. The more personal data you offer, the better Dwibble will work for you. The Dwibble techs create a program that takes all of that data and uses it to help you form decisions on any and all of your everyday actions.
To make this Dwibble attractive to people of all ages, your personal data is also used to determine what your animated power animal avatar will be. Your power animal will receive your question and then dispense the answer to help you carry on with your day with complete confidence Dwibble made the very best decision designed specifically for you.
So imagine I'm going to the Trader Joe's. I don't know what I want for dinner. I pull out my iPod or iPhone and I go online and I feed my question to my Dwibble power animal (mine would probably be a silver meerkat or something), and within 40 seconds my animal says "You want some type of meat over pasta with a pesto sauce". Wow! That's exactly what would make me happy tonight! A perfect choice--and it's based upon tons of personal data!
Should you go to your neighbor's bar-b-que tomorrow? You Dwibble. Should you try that new hair salon that just opened up instead of your usual barber? You Dwibble. Soft or firm mattress? Dwibble. Drop your boyfriend or try and work things out? Dwibble. Ask the boss for a raise? DWIBBLE! People will be Dwibbling allll over the world. Remember when we found out Nancy Reagan consulted astrologers on serious political issues? Dwibble would replace astrologers, psychics, life coaches--and even stock brokers!! People of all social and economic stations in life would Dwibble! Not only that but imagine all the toy companies that would want to manufacture stuffed dolls, action figures, coloring books, comics, video games, animated feature films all based upon the many Dwibble power animals! EVERYone would want to wear their Dwibble animal on their t-shirt! The possibilities are endless!!
OK. That's mine.
