Boteroesque Babe
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First, WARNING! Below are naughty words which will surely result in the downfall of civilization. Stop now if you're offended by same.
Second, I love me some Paysite Board. Many of my favorite naughty undiewears came from writing a girly and saying, "Hey! Where'd ya get that thing?" (Thanks, Ladies.)
Third, the backstory. Last week I saw a news item or a tabloid commercial or something about a woman pregnant with six or seven babies, or some such, and her belly was beyond beyondness. They said she was five feet around. To which I said, "FIVE FEET AROUND?!?!" Then it hit me. *I'm* five feet around.
I've never been good with numbers, but still, I don't know why this never occurred to me before. In telling the bf about my realization, we couldn't stop laughing. Ever since, I can't quit with the faux Paysite Board subject headers. Thought it would be funny to hear some of yours.
C'mon. Y'know ya got 'em. I'll start.
Boteroesque Babe puts the cum in circumference!
(But picture that in all caps.)
Second, I love me some Paysite Board. Many of my favorite naughty undiewears came from writing a girly and saying, "Hey! Where'd ya get that thing?" (Thanks, Ladies.)
Third, the backstory. Last week I saw a news item or a tabloid commercial or something about a woman pregnant with six or seven babies, or some such, and her belly was beyond beyondness. They said she was five feet around. To which I said, "FIVE FEET AROUND?!?!" Then it hit me. *I'm* five feet around.
I've never been good with numbers, but still, I don't know why this never occurred to me before. In telling the bf about my realization, we couldn't stop laughing. Ever since, I can't quit with the faux Paysite Board subject headers. Thought it would be funny to hear some of yours.
C'mon. Y'know ya got 'em. I'll start.
Boteroesque Babe puts the cum in circumference!
(But picture that in all caps.)
