Russell Williams
Well-Known Member
All Fat People Go to Heaven
Today in youth Sunday school the assistant minister was showing a movie purporting to tell what happens to the world after the rapture. The assistant minister explained to the youth that at the time of the rapture all those who are saved Christians will go to heaven and all those children whove not yet had a chance to make a decision about Christ will go to heaven. I watched the movie for a while and then commented, Over half of the people of America are fat. In this movie I see no children and no fat people so, obviously, at the time of the rapture all of the children will be taken up into heaven, all of the saved Christians will be taken up into heaven, and all of the fat people will be taken up into heaven. I made this comment with the volume adequate for all of the youth present to hear.
The assistant minister was not particularly happy with my interpretation of the movie.
Yours truly,
Russell Williams
Today in youth Sunday school the assistant minister was showing a movie purporting to tell what happens to the world after the rapture. The assistant minister explained to the youth that at the time of the rapture all those who are saved Christians will go to heaven and all those children whove not yet had a chance to make a decision about Christ will go to heaven. I watched the movie for a while and then commented, Over half of the people of America are fat. In this movie I see no children and no fat people so, obviously, at the time of the rapture all of the children will be taken up into heaven, all of the saved Christians will be taken up into heaven, and all of the fat people will be taken up into heaven. I made this comment with the volume adequate for all of the youth present to hear.
The assistant minister was not particularly happy with my interpretation of the movie.
Yours truly,
Russell Williams
