OH EM GEE
An anonymous source (Mossything) has just informed me that someone on the internet has posted something nasty about me on someone else's Facebook wall. THAT IS NOT OK, FOLKS!!! That is so very NOT OK that I’m going to write an essay about how NOT OK it is. I know myself and I know that I’m a kind person, a decent person … in fact I once donated a warm comfy coat to an anonymous fat person who would have otherwise done without. Furthermore, I volunteer someplace where poor people go. I’m GOOD, I tell you. GOOD!!! Finally, I want to thank all of the people who supported me anonymously because they were too cowardl – uh, too afraid of the “backlash” of supporting poor, pitifully unpopular me outright (and I swear unto D-g that I didn’t just conjure those supporters out of thin air, they are REAL).
I was devastated to learn that some people whom I don’t like also don’t like me. But, I shall overcome. I wish to focus now on the positives in my life.
Such as, I know how to pull it in and keep the TOO FAT off of my PLEASINGLY PLUMP (and fashionably attired) body.
An anonymous source (Mossything) has just informed me that someone on the internet has posted something nasty about me on someone else's Facebook wall. THAT IS NOT OK, FOLKS!!! That is so very NOT OK that I’m going to write an essay about how NOT OK it is. I know myself and I know that I’m a kind person, a decent person … in fact I once donated a warm comfy coat to an anonymous fat person who would have otherwise done without. Furthermore, I volunteer someplace where poor people go. I’m GOOD, I tell you. GOOD!!! Finally, I want to thank all of the people who supported me anonymously because they were too cowardl – uh, too afraid of the “backlash” of supporting poor, pitifully unpopular me outright (and I swear unto D-g that I didn’t just conjure those supporters out of thin air, they are REAL).
I was devastated to learn that some people whom I don’t like also don’t like me. But, I shall overcome. I wish to focus now on the positives in my life.
Such as, I know how to pull it in and keep the TOO FAT off of my PLEASINGLY PLUMP (and fashionably attired) body.
