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Sasquatch!

A wild loser appeared!
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I've been reading through a number of threads recently, and I can't help but notice there is a bit of an unseen casualty in most of them.

No, it's not grammar. Or good taste. Those are always impeccable.

I think people are grossly misunderstanding Paquito. Here's a couple of points I think will help everyone when dealing with this much maligned poster:

1--Paquito is not, and never has been adopted by Angelina Jolie.

2--Paquito is indeed the sole survivor of the 1962 Chicken Drumstick conflict. (what a pointless, pointless war...)

3--The sound Paquito makes when running is identical to the Benny Hill theme tune.

4--The reason Paquito dislikes vegetables is because vegetables killed his parents.

5--Paquito is a controlled substance in 17 countries recognised by the UN.
 

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