Russell Williams
Well-Known Member
Perhaps the world will end tomorrow or at least the rapture will occur, however, I saw a movie that explained that all fat people will go to heaven. It was a movie about the last days and I came in after the rapture had occurred. The people that were left in the movie were many different ages, apparently of many different ancestries, and with a variety of physical limitations. However, as the movie progressed, I realized that they were no fat people. Since about one third of the American population is classified as fat obviously all of the fat people had gone to heaven in the rapture. Therefore those of you who are fat do not need to worry about whether or not you will go to heaven during the rapture.
