Favorite Comedian (or Comedianne) one liner..

[ATrueFA]

I figured I try and start my first off topic thread. Tell everyone your favorite one-liner...

Mine is Rodney Dangerfield:
"When I was a kid my acne was so bad blind people kept trying to read my face"


Dave

 

[Sandie_Zitkus]

 

[Jes]

 

[Tina]

 

[Raider X]

 

[jamie]

 

[Tina]

 

[mejix]

 

[Michelle]

 

[Zoom]

 

[Raider X]

 

[Raider X]

 

[Tina]

 

[jamie]

 

[Wayne_Zitkus]

 

[EvilPrincess]

 

[MickeyB]

 

[Tina]

 

[ClashCityRocker]

 

[Fuzzy]