superodalisque
Well-Known Member
:bounce:i know it might not be kosher but sometimes i love a good fat joke. we are laying around in a hotel tonight after a long day voluteering for the local arts festival hoping our feet will finally stop swelling from all of the standing walking and humidity. this is the time for a good laugh, pizza, beer and a movie so we are watching "Friday After Next" with Mike Epps and Ice Cube. plenty of cheap jokes in there. one of my all time favorite fat joke moments is in it. i know its wrong but i just can't help myself. i'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.
set up:
Mike Epps character Day-Day in Friday After Next speaking to Santa in his sleep:
"Santa all i need is 2 bags of weed and two fat bitches and two bags of chips to feed the fat bitches"
"all i need is a fat bitch with a name belt thats says glitter on it"
i'm sooo wrong!!! i'm so ashamed *shakes head sadly*
set up:
Mike Epps character Day-Day in Friday After Next speaking to Santa in his sleep:
"Santa all i need is 2 bags of weed and two fat bitches and two bags of chips to feed the fat bitches"
"all i need is a fat bitch with a name belt thats says glitter on it"
i'm sooo wrong!!! i'm so ashamed *shakes head sadly*
