Favorite WG Fiction Quotes

[Leonard]

Hello Fellow Readers.

The other day I was thinking of an old favorite, "The Witness" by TR, when I remembered a really great speech given by the main character, Sarah Fox. Sarah has gone into hiding because she's going to testify as a witness in a mafia case, and in this scene she tells the man guarding her why she's decided to get fat:

The bad guys. You know it's very likely they're going to get me. You may be able to guard me all right for now, and maybe even get me to the trial safely, but what about after the trial? These guys have long memories. I may not live very much longer. So why should I worry about my weight? I can just imagine myself the moment before the bullet hits, thinking, shit, I should have had dessert. Who cares if I have a thin corpse or a fat corpse? So please, please, start cooking the old way again. I'm starving, and I don't want to wait for lunch.

Isn't that an awesome speech? Seriously, I wish someone would adapt "The Witness" into an Oscar-baiting film just so I could watch that scene with the words "for you consideration" flashing on the bottom the screen.

So, here's a thread where we can share some of our favorite quotes from weight gain fiction. They can be funny, sexy, moving; whatever you like. Maybe by sharing these quotes we'll introduce one another to great stories others haven't read before. That would be good.