all right.
so last night, i was watching tv and a commercial comes on with Fergie. And there's a soundtrack and i think it was maybe mixed badly (which so many things are) and it's her, walking toward the camera, and a voice singing:
She's housebroken
She's housebroken
and I'm like: WHAT? And I'm thinking it's a skit, or one of those in-your-face PSAs that they do sometimes...
but then I see that it's actually a straight commercial, and it's for Fergie's new perfume (eh?) and then I'm thinking: what a terrible name for a perfume. It just plays on those photos of her allover the 'net, with the ass-crack sweat, which make her look like she's pissed herself on stage. She's housebroken!
and then the name of the perfume actually shows up on the screen:
SHE'S OUTSPOKEN
oh.
so last night, i was watching tv and a commercial comes on with Fergie. And there's a soundtrack and i think it was maybe mixed badly (which so many things are) and it's her, walking toward the camera, and a voice singing:
She's housebroken
She's housebroken
and I'm like: WHAT? And I'm thinking it's a skit, or one of those in-your-face PSAs that they do sometimes...
but then I see that it's actually a straight commercial, and it's for Fergie's new perfume (eh?) and then I'm thinking: what a terrible name for a perfume. It just plays on those photos of her allover the 'net, with the ass-crack sweat, which make her look like she's pissed herself on stage. She's housebroken!
and then the name of the perfume actually shows up on the screen:
SHE'S OUTSPOKEN
oh.
