southernlawfeeder
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An earlier post I saw about a child actor on Roseanne brought to mind a memory I had to share. This falls certainly under the Too Much Info category, but I will try to keep it as clean as I can.
The memory is of my first masturbatory experience (successful anyway, as it were). It involved a copy of People Magazine, the January 1994 issue. I was a young lad of 12 (does that make me a late bloomer?) The title of the issue was Diet Winners & Sinners of the Year.
Something about this issue drew me in like nothing before, or perhaps even after (something about that first bite at the apple). For a nascent FA, this was a Rosetta Stone. It had Before pictures of the Winners, and After pictures of the Losers. I remember drooling over the better (and we all know what that means) versions of Wynonna Judd, Oprah, Tipper Gore, and even Fergie (what FA who came of age during this era can forget the Dutchess of Pork).
While all of these were horribly arousing to me, I can remember specifically the treatment of Roseanne as being the most arousing to me.
Like I said, nothing noble about this post. But, I feel safe to say that everybody who reads this post had that one first, pardon my French, orgasm. For the men at least, it was likely by yourself, and it involved some sort of external stimuli or fantasy. For me, it was that magazine.
What about you? And let's keep this open to both men and women, to make it even more interesting
The memory is of my first masturbatory experience (successful anyway, as it were). It involved a copy of People Magazine, the January 1994 issue. I was a young lad of 12 (does that make me a late bloomer?) The title of the issue was Diet Winners & Sinners of the Year.
Something about this issue drew me in like nothing before, or perhaps even after (something about that first bite at the apple). For a nascent FA, this was a Rosetta Stone. It had Before pictures of the Winners, and After pictures of the Losers. I remember drooling over the better (and we all know what that means) versions of Wynonna Judd, Oprah, Tipper Gore, and even Fergie (what FA who came of age during this era can forget the Dutchess of Pork).
While all of these were horribly arousing to me, I can remember specifically the treatment of Roseanne as being the most arousing to me.
Like I said, nothing noble about this post. But, I feel safe to say that everybody who reads this post had that one first, pardon my French, orgasm. For the men at least, it was likely by yourself, and it involved some sort of external stimuli or fantasy. For me, it was that magazine.
What about you? And let's keep this open to both men and women, to make it even more interesting
