exile in thighville
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i am addicted, and the only cure is more flavor. so who else is?
to quote seinfeld, he's completely repulsive and revolting....yet i cannot look away. my comments:
nibblz: so adorable. i love her even though she looks and talks like mike tyson. she's kind of lovable in her own unabashedly slutty way. and yeah, i like her booty. she's easily my favorite narrator too.
buckeey: best lips, best cleavage, probably gets by the best out of all the girls who don't really have a personality
somethin: sadly sexy, despite living up to all the requisite fat, sassy psychobitch standards of reality shows like this. well....i don't know if pinching a doody on the floor is sassy. but you have no idea the satisfaction i got of spunkeey getting her "i'm too intelligent for this shit"'s skinny, annoying, fake, seizure-dancing ass booted tonight. and i think flavor seriously likes somethin. he keeps her around for her unpredictability, which i think she's realizing, and from the looks of it her playing it safe for episode 2 won't be back next time.
delishus: this girl freaks me the fuck out. she's on some frou farbissina shit. have you seen her eyebrows? she wisely wore bangs tonight so you can't double-take. but she's a man baby.
spunkeey: what a fucking bitch. yeah, she's too smart for this batch. but she's also too condescending and judgmental. starting fights with the girls because she thinks she's better? toastee might be a total drunk-ass, but her one actual expressed thought tonight was DEAD-ON. spunkeey's fake goo-goo-ga-ga thing fooled no one, not even flav, and i'm glad he got annoyed just in time. besides, what made her think flavor freaking flav was gonna pick the most "intelligent" least "slutty" girl? i can't believe she was crying. maybe she's not so smart after all.
like dat: fun and charming, but repetitive and her jealousy and distrust for the other girls in the lead is showing itself fast. i'd also like to take this time to mention that flavor flav does not appear to be a particularly shallow fellow, considering quite a few of these girls are total big 'uns. cute ones too! but i hate to say like dat's cleavage is quickly becoming my favorite thing about her and she's turning out to be duller than expected in the face of buckwild, whose shenanigans have become less annoying and more bizarrely heartfelt.
tiger: don't be fooled, she's gone. her mysterioso was really hitting it off with flav until she hesitated on that kiss. he might try to fight for her a little bit, but he's not gonna think she's worth it in the end. i think she's expecting too much for someone on a friggin reality show. i mean, if she can't kiss him after other girls do, why's she even in the competition? that attitude's gonna get her cut soon.
buckwild: the winner. i called it as soon as she asked flav for a chicken wing from his bucket. she irritated the shit out of me at first, and yeah, i didn't think she was for real. but she's without a doubt, a perfect match for flav. they're both pretty unsightly, she has a very crazy, fun-loving downhome attitude, and as crazy as this sounds, i now believe her to be the least fake one on there. the worst part is that they seem so perfect together we might not even get to see a flavor of love 3. but yeah, she's it. i'd bet the farm.
to quote seinfeld, he's completely repulsive and revolting....yet i cannot look away. my comments:
nibblz: so adorable. i love her even though she looks and talks like mike tyson. she's kind of lovable in her own unabashedly slutty way. and yeah, i like her booty. she's easily my favorite narrator too.
buckeey: best lips, best cleavage, probably gets by the best out of all the girls who don't really have a personality
somethin: sadly sexy, despite living up to all the requisite fat, sassy psychobitch standards of reality shows like this. well....i don't know if pinching a doody on the floor is sassy. but you have no idea the satisfaction i got of spunkeey getting her "i'm too intelligent for this shit"'s skinny, annoying, fake, seizure-dancing ass booted tonight. and i think flavor seriously likes somethin. he keeps her around for her unpredictability, which i think she's realizing, and from the looks of it her playing it safe for episode 2 won't be back next time.
delishus: this girl freaks me the fuck out. she's on some frou farbissina shit. have you seen her eyebrows? she wisely wore bangs tonight so you can't double-take. but she's a man baby.
spunkeey: what a fucking bitch. yeah, she's too smart for this batch. but she's also too condescending and judgmental. starting fights with the girls because she thinks she's better? toastee might be a total drunk-ass, but her one actual expressed thought tonight was DEAD-ON. spunkeey's fake goo-goo-ga-ga thing fooled no one, not even flav, and i'm glad he got annoyed just in time. besides, what made her think flavor freaking flav was gonna pick the most "intelligent" least "slutty" girl? i can't believe she was crying. maybe she's not so smart after all.
like dat: fun and charming, but repetitive and her jealousy and distrust for the other girls in the lead is showing itself fast. i'd also like to take this time to mention that flavor flav does not appear to be a particularly shallow fellow, considering quite a few of these girls are total big 'uns. cute ones too! but i hate to say like dat's cleavage is quickly becoming my favorite thing about her and she's turning out to be duller than expected in the face of buckwild, whose shenanigans have become less annoying and more bizarrely heartfelt.
tiger: don't be fooled, she's gone. her mysterioso was really hitting it off with flav until she hesitated on that kiss. he might try to fight for her a little bit, but he's not gonna think she's worth it in the end. i think she's expecting too much for someone on a friggin reality show. i mean, if she can't kiss him after other girls do, why's she even in the competition? that attitude's gonna get her cut soon.
buckwild: the winner. i called it as soon as she asked flav for a chicken wing from his bucket. she irritated the shit out of me at first, and yeah, i didn't think she was for real. but she's without a doubt, a perfect match for flav. they're both pretty unsightly, she has a very crazy, fun-loving downhome attitude, and as crazy as this sounds, i now believe her to be the least fake one on there. the worst part is that they seem so perfect together we might not even get to see a flavor of love 3. but yeah, she's it. i'd bet the farm.
