Friday silliness

[Tad]

I was going through all the stuff on my web page, and I found a couple of ditties I'd forgotten, that made me smile today. I thought I'd re-post them in hopes that they amuse some others too.


The Happy Gainer's Song
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Here I sit, while my belly fills my lap
belly fills my lap,
belly fills my lap,
Oh here I sit while my belly fills my lap,
and I'm eating all the day-O!

It's great to be, so fat and round,
so fat and round,
so fat and round,
Oh it's great to be, so fat and round,
and to eat all the day-O!

I may get full, but I keep eating anyway,
keep eating anyway,
keep eating anyway,
Oh I may get full, but I keep eating anyway,
so that I'm eating all the day-O!

I love how my fat jiggles and shakes,
jiggles and shakes,
jiggles and shakes,
Oh I love how my fat jiggles and shakes,
so I eat all the day-O!



A Ditty About Bellies
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A belly is a cuddly friend
To curl around at a day’s end.
It precedes you as you enter
A room or even shopping center.
It warms your legs when you sit
And you can rest your hands on it.
For something with so many uses,
Why does it suffer such abuses?


-Ed

 

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