So today I'm laying on the floor on my Queen of Sheeba throne...leg in the cpm machine and ice pack circulating around. Elijha is laying on the very edge of one of the pillows....right where the sun is coming in, lulling him into a deep kitty slumber.
He is falling deeper and deeper into sleep, when suddenly his 18 lb ass falls off the edge of the pillow and he falls to the floor with a sudden WHOOOMPH...he wakes up, smacks me with his paw, growls and hisses at me...like it's my fault his ass was too fat and he fell off.
He licks himself several times; pushes the pillow flat to ensure he has no further issues and settles down to "cat nap" once again. But he kept one eye open...waiting for meowmmy to push him off again...she's such a "Biotch"
He is falling deeper and deeper into sleep, when suddenly his 18 lb ass falls off the edge of the pillow and he falls to the floor with a sudden WHOOOMPH...he wakes up, smacks me with his paw, growls and hisses at me...like it's my fault his ass was too fat and he fell off.
He licks himself several times; pushes the pillow flat to ensure he has no further issues and settles down to "cat nap" once again. But he kept one eye open...waiting for meowmmy to push him off again...she's such a "Biotch"
