I went out tonight. I decided that I would stay pretty sober because I have things to do tomorrow pretty night. So I ended up meeting with a girl from college, a girl I don't really like her that much. (i like her more than the people in my class though) I'll give you a quick background about this girl. On our first English class the tutor said that she has NEVER given out over 70%, the girl I went out with tonight, well she said, "that obviously doesn't apply to me because i'm a great lingist" (i'm tipsey, i cannot spell) well this girl ended up with a 55% and I beat her. Well either way, she's a big girl too of about 280, and she claims she cannot get drunk without spending at least £250 (about $400) she's one of these errrr well I don't know the word for it but you know, if you'd been a drug addict for 5 years, she's taken 20x more drugs and you just don't understand what it's like to be her.
Well anyway back to the £250 thing. Her, the hardcore drinker that she is CANNOT get drunk by spending less than that. So me, trying to behave myself, started buying her the odd shot or two ;-) ;-) We saw the most stunning guy we've ever seen in the pub, but we decided to move onto somewhere else.. after drinking there for a while, we were on our way out when i had eye contact with him and walked off and i was like "arrrrrrrr" and told her, she said that it wasn't me he looked at, it was her.. and about 2 minutes later he came running up the road to catch up with me to walk in the club with me. We went into the rock club but he looked fuc*ed so I walked off, and she followed him. He got kicked out, and her being the desperate bbw that she is she asked the bouncers what he'd done.
About an hour later, I was getting dirty looks by a bouncer that hates me, I know he hates me, he always has but he's not normally so rude. I went over to him and asked him if I'd done anything ti piss him off. He said my friend (the 'greatest' bbw 'ever') was on drugs, they'd kicked my 'friend' (the hot guy who we had not came in with, but my friend had followed coz she's desperate) out coz they were all on drugs. I told him he was welcome to search me, because i'm not on drugs. He grabbed my arm and lead me to the door, I stopped and asked the other bouncer (chris) I looked like I was on drugs.. he said yeah i was (LOL i'm being well behaved for once) and on my way out of the door i was like "err how long am i banned for" turns out i'm banned for a month.. hahhaha the ONE nihgt i'm good. I get BANNED
heehhe blaaaaaaaaaaaah to being good
Well anyway back to the £250 thing. Her, the hardcore drinker that she is CANNOT get drunk by spending less than that. So me, trying to behave myself, started buying her the odd shot or two ;-) ;-) We saw the most stunning guy we've ever seen in the pub, but we decided to move onto somewhere else.. after drinking there for a while, we were on our way out when i had eye contact with him and walked off and i was like "arrrrrrrr" and told her, she said that it wasn't me he looked at, it was her.. and about 2 minutes later he came running up the road to catch up with me to walk in the club with me. We went into the rock club but he looked fuc*ed so I walked off, and she followed him. He got kicked out, and her being the desperate bbw that she is she asked the bouncers what he'd done.
About an hour later, I was getting dirty looks by a bouncer that hates me, I know he hates me, he always has but he's not normally so rude. I went over to him and asked him if I'd done anything ti piss him off. He said my friend (the 'greatest' bbw 'ever') was on drugs, they'd kicked my 'friend' (the hot guy who we had not came in with, but my friend had followed coz she's desperate) out coz they were all on drugs. I told him he was welcome to search me, because i'm not on drugs. He grabbed my arm and lead me to the door, I stopped and asked the other bouncer (chris) I looked like I was on drugs.. he said yeah i was (LOL i'm being well behaved for once) and on my way out of the door i was like "err how long am i banned for" turns out i'm banned for a month.. hahhaha the ONE nihgt i'm good. I get BANNED
heehhe blaaaaaaaaaaaah to being good
