Ample Pie
Fattitude Problem
I snatched this from a friend on myspace, so I'm sure it's made the rounds, but I found it to be more interesting than your average myspace/internet survery. So here it is (along with my goofy-ass answers):
1. When is the last time you clutched your stomach and went "ugh, I've been shot"?
It's been a few years and even then it was only in a dream.
2. How do you titillate an ocelot?
Oscillate a lot?
3. Which is your favourite Beatle?
Peter Sutcliffe.
4. What is on your living room floor?
I have no living room.
5. What's your favourite aspect of the Treaty of Versailles?
That in Kentucky, we'd call it the Treaty of Ver-sales.
6. Rate yourself on a scale of one to ten.
8.5
7. Which famous philosopher would you most like to meet?
No idea.
8. When's the last time you told someone to fuck off?
yesterday, maybe?
9. What's the last inanimate object you've expressed anger with?
Probably my PC, though I don't rightly remember.
10. What should the Swedes give a Nobel prize for instead of economics, which is crap?
Pie making.
11. What is the last piece of spam you received?
Sunscreen Samples NEW Coppertone Continuous Spray Sample! Sat May 23, 2037 2k
12. Which is your favourite sort of water: lake, sea, river, canal, or other?
pool water.
13. Spiders: friend or foe?
FOE
14. If/when they hold an American version of the Eurovision song contest, which US state would win?
California, they're all ringers.
15. Who's your favourite person with a name beginning with Z?
Zoe and Zelda Buck.
16. Did you know that Michael J Fox's middle name does not begin with J?
I know nothing about him.
17. Can you put up a deck chair?
Probably
18. Which male pop star would you most like to see in drag?
all of them.
19. Rank the following nations in order of coolness from first to last: Denmark, Finland, Norway, Sweden:
Sweden (penis), Finland (testicles), Norway (weird penile growth), Denmark (strange penile ejaculate)
20. If they discovered another note in the scale that they forgot about which would come above te/ti just before do, what would they call it and how should Julie Andrews force children to learn it?
Pee, a way I warm my pants. (my friend's answer, but he's so obviously right, how could I possibly disagree or add on?)
21. Who's the scariest children's story/cartoon character?
oh noez, the Purple Pie Man
22. Have you ever eaten any shellfish?
yes, and I'd do it again.
23. When was the last time you injured yourself?
I burned myself (again) yesterday. Der.
24. Which of your childhood toys do you lie awake at night wishing you still had/could clutch to your bosom?
Pepper my purple bear, or my pink bunny with the music box in it.
25. If you could never go into your office again but still get paid but didn't have any work to do, would you accept that deal?
absolutely.
1. When is the last time you clutched your stomach and went "ugh, I've been shot"?
It's been a few years and even then it was only in a dream.
2. How do you titillate an ocelot?
Oscillate a lot?
3. Which is your favourite Beatle?
Peter Sutcliffe.
4. What is on your living room floor?
I have no living room.
5. What's your favourite aspect of the Treaty of Versailles?
That in Kentucky, we'd call it the Treaty of Ver-sales.
6. Rate yourself on a scale of one to ten.
8.5
7. Which famous philosopher would you most like to meet?
No idea.
8. When's the last time you told someone to fuck off?
yesterday, maybe?
9. What's the last inanimate object you've expressed anger with?
Probably my PC, though I don't rightly remember.
10. What should the Swedes give a Nobel prize for instead of economics, which is crap?
Pie making.
11. What is the last piece of spam you received?
Sunscreen Samples NEW Coppertone Continuous Spray Sample! Sat May 23, 2037 2k
12. Which is your favourite sort of water: lake, sea, river, canal, or other?
pool water.
13. Spiders: friend or foe?
FOE
14. If/when they hold an American version of the Eurovision song contest, which US state would win?
California, they're all ringers.
15. Who's your favourite person with a name beginning with Z?
Zoe and Zelda Buck.
16. Did you know that Michael J Fox's middle name does not begin with J?
I know nothing about him.
17. Can you put up a deck chair?
Probably
18. Which male pop star would you most like to see in drag?
all of them.
19. Rank the following nations in order of coolness from first to last: Denmark, Finland, Norway, Sweden:
Sweden (penis), Finland (testicles), Norway (weird penile growth), Denmark (strange penile ejaculate)
20. If they discovered another note in the scale that they forgot about which would come above te/ti just before do, what would they call it and how should Julie Andrews force children to learn it?
Pee, a way I warm my pants. (my friend's answer, but he's so obviously right, how could I possibly disagree or add on?)
21. Who's the scariest children's story/cartoon character?
oh noez, the Purple Pie Man
22. Have you ever eaten any shellfish?
yes, and I'd do it again.
23. When was the last time you injured yourself?
I burned myself (again) yesterday. Der.
24. Which of your childhood toys do you lie awake at night wishing you still had/could clutch to your bosom?
Pepper my purple bear, or my pink bunny with the music box in it.
25. If you could never go into your office again but still get paid but didn't have any work to do, would you accept that deal?
absolutely.
