Was watching one of those "funniest home video" shows from a hotel in the Netherlands, kind of strange, narrated in Dutch, but all the video segments were from the USA.
Anyway, the one that prompted this post... A generously proportioned mom, probably 250 or so with rather large breasts, is pictured swinging in a tire swing. She's not sitting on the tire, rather has stuck her body through it, breasts sticking out, tire just below...Literally a "spare tire" kind of situation.
You can see where this is going probably...
Her 5-ish year old son wants to swing, so she stops, stands up, and tries to get this tire off. Well - won't go up, breasts in the way. Won't go down, hips bigger than breasts. Kid starts pushing, trying to help - mom says "ouch, that hurts..." This goes on for a good 20 seconds - pushing, pulling, shirt coming up, belly sticking out, finally dad (a really skinny dad) comes over and they get this thing off.
The nicest thing about it, besides lots of squeezing and squishing, was this lady was so good-natured about it. Smiling, laughing, and a sheepish "I'm stuck!" Was nice to watch!
Anyway, the one that prompted this post... A generously proportioned mom, probably 250 or so with rather large breasts, is pictured swinging in a tire swing. She's not sitting on the tire, rather has stuck her body through it, breasts sticking out, tire just below...Literally a "spare tire" kind of situation.
You can see where this is going probably...
Her 5-ish year old son wants to swing, so she stops, stands up, and tries to get this tire off. Well - won't go up, breasts in the way. Won't go down, hips bigger than breasts. Kid starts pushing, trying to help - mom says "ouch, that hurts..." This goes on for a good 20 seconds - pushing, pulling, shirt coming up, belly sticking out, finally dad (a really skinny dad) comes over and they get this thing off.
The nicest thing about it, besides lots of squeezing and squishing, was this lady was so good-natured about it. Smiling, laughing, and a sheepish "I'm stuck!" Was nice to watch!
