Tiger's_Lily
*Very Proud Aussie!!*
G'day all you blokes and sheilas. Today is Australia Day so here's what ya should be doin'.
All you yobbos should, even if you feel like a fruit loop, throw on ya bugie snugglers, grab ya esky and head on down to the beach. Especially you fair dinkum aussie battlers. Come on all you cobbers and cow cockies, don't let the ferals and greenies be the only ones to jump in their vee dubs and enjoy themselves.
Like fair suck of the sav, yu'd have to be a drongo, to not want to be on the look out for nice BBW white pointers. Just don't spit the dummy if the sheila thinks ya try'n to crack on to her and ends up as mad as a cut snake. Just remind her you're a dinky-di, true blue dag, who's just gobsmacked when you take a Captain Cook at her goodies. Once she's finished tellin' ya to rack off and callin' ya a perve, a whacker; grab ya plonk, drop ya dacks and high tail it back to ya vee dub in the nuddy. Just remember to look out for the booze bus, cause some of them coppers are built like brick shit houses and might make feel like a real dipstick.
Go home, have a good chunder, stick another snag on the barbie, don't forget the deadhorse, open a coldie and have a dinky-di, fair dinkum beaut, Aussie Day.
Figjam!!
http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang
Seriously folks, I'm EXTREMELY proud to be an Aussie, it's absolutely the best place in the world!!
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All you yobbos should, even if you feel like a fruit loop, throw on ya bugie snugglers, grab ya esky and head on down to the beach. Especially you fair dinkum aussie battlers. Come on all you cobbers and cow cockies, don't let the ferals and greenies be the only ones to jump in their vee dubs and enjoy themselves.
Like fair suck of the sav, yu'd have to be a drongo, to not want to be on the look out for nice BBW white pointers. Just don't spit the dummy if the sheila thinks ya try'n to crack on to her and ends up as mad as a cut snake. Just remind her you're a dinky-di, true blue dag, who's just gobsmacked when you take a Captain Cook at her goodies. Once she's finished tellin' ya to rack off and callin' ya a perve, a whacker; grab ya plonk, drop ya dacks and high tail it back to ya vee dub in the nuddy. Just remember to look out for the booze bus, cause some of them coppers are built like brick shit houses and might make feel like a real dipstick.
Go home, have a good chunder, stick another snag on the barbie, don't forget the deadhorse, open a coldie and have a dinky-di, fair dinkum beaut, Aussie Day.
Figjam!!
http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang
Seriously folks, I'm EXTREMELY proud to be an Aussie, it's absolutely the best place in the world!!
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