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ihatemymetabolism
hey hey.
i've been lurking around this place for ages (read: a few days
), but only just registered today! so, my name is benjamin and my friends call me bent...
*everybody go "hi bent"*
...and i'm a freak.
now, here's a warning: this is mostly a rant, so you can
a) skip to the end and help out with a silly problem
b) read the whole thing and die from eye-infection
c) close this thread immediately
...consider yourself warned.
sooooooo. i'm skinny as hell and i hate hate hate it. i've always had this super-fast metabolism - which almost killed me once, actually; i was going to a phase of very severe depression, couldn't eat much, and ended up in hospital weighing 53 kg. and i looked like a skeleton with a shitty haircut, so offing myself seemed a really reasonable option for a while and i attempted unsuccessfully two times, but eventually managed to drag myself out of this and gain up to 60 kg; BUT now i've been hovering around that number for way, way too long. and it's depressing.
oh, look, i'm all eeemooo. (that's a joke. now, laugh.)
seriously, i eat ALL THE TIME. i LOVE food. i spend almost all my money on food and coke (i'm talking about the soda-stuff, by the way - don't take me for a twat) and just a tiny amount on totally unecessary stuff like rent and clothes and internet... phh. but, really, sometimes i check the nutrition labels on what i'm eating, and some days i think i consume around 5000 calories. but i'm still ugly and skinny ARGASKFdglk!!!
*cough*
anyway. excuse this ranting, it's just kind of upsetting. you see i was picked on when i was a kid - a lot, really - because of how stick thin i was, so i'm kind of senseitive about this. there are few things i hate more than when people comment on how i am ALWAYS eating but am still shaped like a friggin carrot. "dude, aren't you FULL?" "...where the hell do you put it?" and last year i had to quit a job because i couldn't stand being around most of the people who were accusing me of being bulimic. seriously. bulimic?! i've thrown up maybe ten times in my life, tops, usually after drinking too much. (the joys of having been a teenager. sigh.)
okay okay now to my point:
i'm vegetarian and i don't like milk-products. well, chocolate, but that's about it. soooo it's really hard to get all the nutritions needed to function from - well basicly: noodles, veggie sandwiches, chocolate, chips, fruits and sodas. somebody told me to eat nuts once, but i just don't seem to be able to eat more than one fourth of a handful and then i start feeling sick. gah.
so, help me out peeps. where can i get protein from?
(also, if you have a secret magic food that makes you gain thirty pounds or so, i'd like to know. don't be shy.)
edit: gaaaahh now i'm having doubts whether i posted this in the right forum or not. probably not. yikes. i hope i'm forgiven because of the fact that i'm so brand spanking new.
*puppy eyes*
i've been lurking around this place for ages (read: a few days
), but only just registered today! so, my name is benjamin and my friends call me bent...*everybody go "hi bent"*
...and i'm a freak.
now, here's a warning: this is mostly a rant, so you can
a) skip to the end and help out with a silly problem
b) read the whole thing and die from eye-infection
c) close this thread immediately
...consider yourself warned.
sooooooo. i'm skinny as hell and i hate hate hate it. i've always had this super-fast metabolism - which almost killed me once, actually; i was going to a phase of very severe depression, couldn't eat much, and ended up in hospital weighing 53 kg. and i looked like a skeleton with a shitty haircut, so offing myself seemed a really reasonable option for a while and i attempted unsuccessfully two times, but eventually managed to drag myself out of this and gain up to 60 kg; BUT now i've been hovering around that number for way, way too long. and it's depressing.
oh, look, i'm all eeemooo. (that's a joke. now, laugh.)
seriously, i eat ALL THE TIME. i LOVE food. i spend almost all my money on food and coke (i'm talking about the soda-stuff, by the way - don't take me for a twat
) and just a tiny amount on totally unecessary stuff like rent and clothes and internet... phh. but, really, sometimes i check the nutrition labels on what i'm eating, and some days i think i consume around 5000 calories. but i'm still ugly and skinny ARGASKFdglk!!!*cough*
anyway. excuse this ranting, it's just kind of upsetting. you see i was picked on when i was a kid - a lot, really - because of how stick thin i was, so i'm kind of senseitive about this. there are few things i hate more than when people comment on how i am ALWAYS eating but am still shaped like a friggin carrot. "dude, aren't you FULL?" "...where the hell do you put it?" and last year i had to quit a job because i couldn't stand being around most of the people who were accusing me of being bulimic. seriously. bulimic?! i've thrown up maybe ten times in my life, tops, usually after drinking too much. (the joys of having been a teenager. sigh.)
okay okay now to my point:
i'm vegetarian and i don't like milk-products. well, chocolate, but that's about it. soooo it's really hard to get all the nutritions needed to function from - well basicly: noodles, veggie sandwiches, chocolate, chips, fruits and sodas. somebody told me to eat nuts once, but i just don't seem to be able to eat more than one fourth of a handful and then i start feeling sick. gah.
so, help me out peeps. where can i get protein from?
(also, if you have a secret magic food that makes you gain thirty pounds or so, i'd like to know. don't be shy.)
edit: gaaaahh now i'm having doubts whether i posted this in the right forum or not. probably not. yikes. i hope i'm forgiven because of the fact that i'm so brand spanking new.
*puppy eyes*
