Non Serviam
Active Member
Last week, I dressed as Santa, and I think (and I'm sure many of you will agree) that this the best job ever. You get to give presents and have other people wrap them, for a start, but there is another plus.
When I was dressing up in my costume, I overdid the stuffing of the belly a bit.
So I had to get an attractive female elf to help me do up my coat, during which geniunely hilarious process she exclaimed: "You're too fat!" It was a good day.
Has anyone else been Santa? If not, I urge you all to try it! Even the girls, because nobody can tell behind the beard. One tip: practice the "Ho, ho, ho!" It is utterly essential.
When I was dressing up in my costume, I overdid the stuffing of the belly a bit.
So I had to get an attractive female elf to help me do up my coat, during which geniunely hilarious process she exclaimed: "You're too fat!" It was a good day.Has anyone else been Santa? If not, I urge you all to try it! Even the girls, because nobody can tell behind the beard. One tip: practice the "Ho, ho, ho!" It is utterly essential.
