>An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a
>nursing home.
>
>One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked
>if there was anything wrong.
>
>"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today
>and I am very sad."
>
>Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
>replied, "Oh! I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."
>
>The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his
>private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
>
>"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall
>like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."
>
>"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday
>that my private part died."
>
>"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your
>pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.
>
>"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."
>nursing home.
>
>One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked
>if there was anything wrong.
>
>"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today
>and I am very sad."
>
>Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
>replied, "Oh! I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."
>
>The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his
>private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
>
>"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall
>like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."
>
>"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday
>that my private part died."
>
>"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your
>pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.
>
>"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."
