Subject: Broke Woman
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE
Broke is Broke
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she
proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his
foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said.
"Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway
carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned
good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning." What
part of broke do you not understand?
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>>> >Warning
>>> >
>>> >I hate it when people post bogus warnings . . . but this one is
>>>real,
>>> >and it's important. So please pay close attention:
>>> >
>>> >If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a
>>>survey
>>> >on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance
>>>around
>>> >with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM; they only want
>>>to see
>>> >you naked.
>>> >
>>> >I wish I'd gotten this email yesterday; I feel so stupid . . .
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE
Broke is Broke
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she
proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his
foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said.
"Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway
carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned
good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning." What
part of broke do you not understand?
_______________________________________________________________________
>>> >Warning
>>> >
>>> >I hate it when people post bogus warnings . . . but this one is
>>>real,
>>> >and it's important. So please pay close attention:
>>> >
>>> >If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a
>>>survey
>>> >on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance
>>>around
>>> >with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM; they only want
>>>to see
>>> >you naked.
>>> >
>>> >I wish I'd gotten this email yesterday; I feel so stupid . . .
